Threatening Boycott Comic Strips - Page 3

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

22 Results for Threatening Boycott

View 21 - 22 results for threatening boycott comic strips. Discover the best "Threatening Boycott" comics from Dilbert.com.

Not A Monopoly

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Not A Monopoly - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #managers & supervisors, #senior managment, #ceo, #government, #monopoly, #product, #essential, #modern, #life, #competition, #company, #compete, #buy out, #fail, #face mask

View Transcript

Transcript

ceo: the government is threatening to regulate us like a monopoly. boss: are we not a monopoly? ceo: we are simply a company that makes an essential product for modern life, and we have no real competition. boss: that sounds like a monopoly. ceo: no, we are not because other companies could compete with us if they wanted. boss: and of they tried? ceo: as soon as they got some traction we'd buy them and shut them down. dilbert: so... they would fail every time. ceo: but they could try.

Ceo Is Accused

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Ceo Is Accused  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #complaint, #managers & supervisors, #subordinate, #accuse, #inappropriate, #crime, #hug, #defense, #legal

View Transcript

Transcript

catbert: seventy-three subordinates are accusing you of inappropriate behavior. ceo: i don't see what's so "inappropriate" about threatening to ruin a subordinate's career unless i get a hug. catbert: you know that's a crime, right? ceo: maybe i shouldn't handle my own defense.