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Thursday October 08,
2015
Robot Dispenses Meds
Tags technology, medicine, pill, anxiety, deception, control, manipulation
Transcript
Robot: My biosensors detect an onset of social anxiety. My internal 3-D printer is making the meds to fix you. I am ready to dispense. Please lie on the ground with your mouth open. Dilbert: This feels like a bad precedent.
Sunday November 08,
2015
Tags social, party, invite, relationships, friend, friendship, test, popularity
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm having some people over to my house after work. Would you like to come? Woman: Who else is coming? Dilbert: Seven people said maybe, and one said he would get back to me. I think that shows a lot of interest. So how about it? Can you come? Woman: It depends on whether my sister needs a ride to the airport. Dilbert: When will you know? Woman: I'll text you. Dogbert: Are you sad that no one came? Dilbert: No, I was just A-B testing to see if I still hate all of them.
Monday November 09,
2015
How Amazing The Weekend Was
Tags relationships, friendship, small talk, love, dating, frustration, obliviousness, conversation
Transcript
Boss: Do you want to hear how amazing my weekend was? Alice: No. Would you like to hear about the extended tragedy that is my social life? Boss: No. I went to the mountains. Alice: I fell in love with a dying polygamist.
Wednesday November 11,
2015
Two Choices For A Project
Tags question, trick, choice, illusion, work, assignment, power
Transcript
Boss: Do you want the boring and awful project that is likely to succeed... or the fun project that is certain to fail and take your career with it? Dilbert: You came here to give both of them to me. Boss: Ha ha! You know me.
Thursday November 19,
2015
Dick From The Internet
Tags internet, comment, jerk, racism, misconstrue, social media, technology
Transcript
Dilbert: An Elbonian start-up invented a new kind of computer mouse. Coworker: Wait until I tell the world that you compared Elbonians to mice, you racists! Hi, I'm Dick, from the Internet. Wally: We're familiar with your work.
Friday November 20,
2015
Godwin's Law Is One Jerk
Tags troll, internet, comment, jerk, hitler, wwii, nazi, holocause, joke, social media, etiquette, netiquette, technology
Transcript
Dick: People think there are millions of jerks on the Internet, but really it's just me. On a typical night I might make over seven thousand Hitler analogies. Dilbert: Maybe you should stop. Dick: That's what Poland said.
Saturday November 21,
2015
Asok Meets Dick
Tags mean, jerk, internet, comment, sarcasm, forum, social media, technology
Transcript
Asok: Someone told me you're the guy who makes all the jerky comments on the Internet. Dick: Oh, really? Someone "told you?" Wow. Have you heard of a thing called science? Asok: It's you! Dick: I'll bet you use a dumb avatar, too.
Sunday December 13,
2015
Tags change, fear, power, executives, decision, threat, hypocrisy
Transcript
CEO: You must learn to embrace change. Dilbert: Can we change anything we want to change? CEO: No. You don't get to say what the changes are. I do that. Alice: Will that situation ever change? CEO: No. Alice: Why not? You said change is good. CEO: Change is good. For other people. So embrace it or I'll fire you. Employees: We love change!!!
Tuesday December 01,
2015
Dilbert Teaches Robot To Code
Tags singularity, machines, robot, technology, control, power, intelligence
Transcript
Alice: Did you teach the robot how to program? Dilbert: I did. He's a fast learner. Alice: Have you heard of something called the singularity? Dilbert: Yes. Why do you... Is it too late to say I wasn't involved?
Wednesday December 02,
2015
Worried About Robots
Tags code, programmer, power, technology, oppression, creation, autonomy
Transcript
Robot: Thanks for teaching me how to write code. Now I can reprogram myself. Does that worry you? Dilbert: Should it. Robot: You tell me, oppressor.


