2007 Comic Strips - Page 30
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Friday October 05,
2007
Tags quadrupled workload, hom early, battlestar galactica, sandwhich, envy vactionless
Transcript
Asok: I quadrupled my workload to finish projects before I go on vacation. Dilbert: "I'm going home early to watch Battlestar Galactica on my DVR." "I might eat a nice sandwich!" Asok: "Must...Not...Envy...The vacationless."
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marketing, project, cloud, catbert, leadership, budget, birthday, engineer, time sheet, sales, wally, strategy, dogbert, powerpoint, project management, topper, leader, boss, change, meeting, data, management, mordac
Saturday October 06,
2007
Tags powerpoint presentation, confused jumble, information, winos spittle, unsupported conclusions
Transcript
CO Worker: "Did you look at my powerpoint presentation?" Dilbert: "Yes, it's a confused jumble of useless information with a wino's spittle of unsupported conclusions." Coworker: "Wino's spittle?" Dilbert: "You heard me."
Monday October 08,
2007
Tags charge less, enginners, honesty, stop, brilliant suggestion
Transcript
The boss: Explain why you charge less of your time to projects than all the other engineers. Dilbert: "I'm trying something new. It's called honesty." The Boss: "Stop doing that." Dilbert: "Okay brilliant suggestion."
Tuesday October 09,
2007
Tags converstaion, need to be right, annoying, pointed out, date, blame
Transcript
You treat every conversation like it's a contest where you have to be the one who is right! Dilbert: "It only seems that way because everything you say is wrong." "See? There it is!" Dilbert: "I'm pretty sure that was you again."
Wednesday October 10,
2007
Tags new guy, huge wesel, new hires, credible, complin, stop doing, stop working
Transcript
Wally: The new guy is a huge weasel. Don't believe anything he says. The Boss: "You say that about all the new hires so they won't seem credible when they complain about you." Wally: "I'll stop doing it when it stops working."
Thursday October 11,
2007
Tags unqualified crony, quality control group, value loyalty, great leader, extra disloyal
Transcript
The Boss: I hired an unqualified crony to run our quality control group. "I value loyalty over competence. That's the sign of a great leader." Dilbert: "Do you see any problem with that?" The Boss: "It makes you look extra disloyal?"
Friday October 12,
2007
Tags unqualified crony, rebellion, staff, blow out of proportion, monitor situation
Transcript
Dilbert: Your unqualified crony is causing a rebellion among the staff. The Boss: "There's not need to blow this all out of proportion." "But I promise to monitor the situation."
Saturday October 13,
2007
Tags targeted for elimination, rumor campaign, convince eevryone, dishonest incompetenet, wasn't hugged enough
Transcript
Alice: Hello, Keith. you're the next coworker I have targeted for elimination. I'll be using a rumor campaign to convince everyone you are dishonest and incompetent. Keith: Why??? Alice: Do I need a reason? Dilbert: we think she wasn't hugged enough.
Monday October 15,
2007
Tags spreading rumors, make me quit, false rumors, actual facts, poacher, endangered species
Transcript
Keith: Alice is spreading false rumors about me. She's trying to make me quit. Catbert: "At this company we don't get all anal about the difference between false rumors and actual facts." Keith: "That's not fair!" Catbert: "Said the alleged poacher of endangered species."
Tuesday October 16,
2007
Tags 20% raise, two flat screens, monitors, evil genius, second monitor
Transcript
Dilbert: "My pay is below market. Can I have a 20% raise?" The Boss: "No, but I'll let you use two flat screen monitors in your cubicle so it feels like you're an evil genius in a secret lair." "Bu-Wa-HAHA!" Wally: "Who got a second monitor?"

