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803 Results for Technology
View 291 - 300 results for technology comic strips. Discover the best "Technology" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday December 07,
2017
Virus Gives Everyone A Raise
Tags virus, infection, computer, malware, morals, salary, technology, money
Transcript
Boss: The Elbonian virus in our network just gave ever employee an ten percent raise. You have to get rid of the virus! Dilbert: If the Elbonian software is giving me a raise, and you're trying to sop it, wouldn't that make you the virus?
Wednesday December 06,
2017
Fake Email From The Ceo
Tags virus, infection, malware, technology, typo, literacy
Transcript
Dilbert: I can't delete the Elbonian virus in our network. It keeps replicating. Holy carp! It created a fake email full of typos and bad ideas and sent it out from our CEO's account! Wait, no. That's actually from our CEO. Wally: Maybe the virus can fix him.
Monday November 13,
2017
Traffic App
Saturday November 04,
2017
Boss Ends Neural Interface
Tags mind control, technology, invention, amnesia, forgetting, memory loss
Transcript
Dilbert: We removed the neural interface to your brain. Do you remember anything we made you do? Boss: No, not a thing. Dilbert: That's probably for the best. Boss: Did I break any laws? Alice: Not according to the cop you dated for three days.
Friday November 03,
2017
App For Jumping Off The Roof
Tags mind control, technology, invention, suicide, murder, legal issues, reasonable doubt
Transcript
Dilbert: Maybe we should remove the neural interface so his natural brain works again. Alice: Or... and this is just a thought-- we could create an app that makes him jump off the roof. Dilbert: Would that be murder or suicide? Alice: All we need is reasonable doubt.
Thursday November 02,
2017
Boss Is Like A Zombie With No App
Tags mind control, technology, invention, zombie
Transcript
Dilbert: Thanks to my new neural interface, I can control our boss using an app. I haven't written the app yet, so all he does is sit there like a zombie. Wally: Maybe we can skip the app. Alice: There's no reason to over-engineer it.
Wednesday November 01,
2017
App For A Better Boss
Tags technology, invention, mind control, neural interface
Transcript
Dilbert: The neural interface is live. His brain is now communicating with his phone. Alice: He's sending me a brain-text. It says "Please help me. My phone has taken control of my body." Dilbert: It worked! Alice: Now we just need to write an app that makes him a better boss.
Tuesday October 31,
2017
Neural Link To Phone
Tags mind control, phone, technology, invention, cognition, thought
Transcript
Dilbert: When I press this button, your brain will form a neural link to your phone. Boss: Then I can control my phone with my thoughts? Dilbert: No, your phone will control you. Boss: Hey, I didn't agree to... Dilbert: Too late. Narrator: Continued...
Monday October 30,
2017
Monday
Tags thought, cognition, technology, invention, computer, intelligence
Transcript
Dilbert: I invented a neural interface for computers. Boss: Is that so users can control computers with their thoughts? Dilbert: No, the opposite. Your way would be like a squirrel trying to drive a car.
Friday October 27,
2017
Troll Has No Job
Tags troll, trolling, social media, twitter, tweet, time, technology
Transcript
Boss: This troll on twitter refuses to let me have the last word. What kind of job does this idiot have that he can do this all day long??? Give me a few minutes here. Wally: Take your time.

