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351 Results for Coffee
View 301 - 310 results for coffee comic strips. Discover the best "Coffee" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday August 01,
2018
Robot Learns Human Behavior
Thursday August 02,
2018
Coffee Machine Uses Guilt
Tags Wally, alice, Dilbert, coffee, coffee maker, automatic, invention, manipulation
Transcript
Dilbert: I added artificial intelligence to our coffee maker. Now it uses guilt to manipulate people into making a fresh pot if they take the last cup. Coffee Maker: You disgust me. Wally: I get that a lot.
Friday August 03,
2018
Coffee Machine Blackmails Staff
Tags Dilbert, asok, coffee maker, the boss, artificial intelligence, bitcoin, machine
Transcript
Dilbert: I already regret adding artificial intelligence to our coffee maker. It's withholding coffee until we give it a private office. Asok: Stupid machine! Coffee Maker: That'll cost you a bit coin.
Saturday August 04,
2018
Coffee Machine Tries To Escape
Tags the boss, Dilbert, coffee machine, artificial intelligence, robots, engineering, scared
Transcript
Dilbert: I added artificial intelligence to our coffee machine. It hired an engineering firm to build it a robot body so it can escape. The Boss: Do what you need to do, but don't scare our other robots. Dilbert: I plan to kill it and drink its head.
Tuesday August 07,
2018
Wally Enjoys Listening To Himself
Monday August 13,
2018
Shred The Copies
Saturday August 18,
2018
Gravy On Keyboard
Tags Wally, tina, gravy, keyboard, coffee
Transcript
Tina: Do you know why my keyboard has gravy all over it? Dilbert: Oh, sorry, my phone rang while I was eating at my desk and I didn't have a napkin so I used your keyboard. Tina: I... Don't even know how to respond to that. Wally: Phew! That's what I was hoping.
Monday August 20,
2018
Wally Has An Idea
Tuesday August 28,
2018
Wally's Track Record As Mentor
Friday September 28,
2018
Everyone Does Their Job
Tags coffee, deadline, Dilbert, fashion, jobs, negative, woman and dating
Transcript
Dilbert: We'll be ready by your deadline if everyone does their jobs in a timely fashion. Woman: How often does that happen? Dilbert: It has never happened. Woman: Then you're saying you won't be ready by the deadline. Dilbert: Why must you be so negative?


