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View 301 - 310 results for plan comic strips. Discover the best "Plan" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday April 12,
2005
Tags marketing campiagn, free samples, worked, decline, intelligence, conclusion, marketing, business
Transcript
Dilbert: "My marketing plan involved giving free samples of our cruddy product to celebrity lookalikes." "The fact that it worked caused a steep decline in my respect for the intelligence of people." "In conclusion, there's a fine line between marketing and hating."
Friday January 28,
2005
Tags response to letter, apologize, admits error, starting war, mean spirit, hating minorities
Transcript
Carol: "Hey, I got a response from the newspaper columnist I reamed for misusing the word "dongle."" ""Dear Nutbag... Link to a dictionary..." Um... Oops... It appears that I was wrong." "Now do you apologize?" "Plan B: I accuse him of hating minorities."
Wednesday January 26,
2005
Friday January 21,
2005
Tags open art gallery, full bar, putrid art, specialize, synergy
Transcript
Dogbert: I plan to open an art gallery with a full bar. "I'll specialize in putrid art that's unreasonably priced." "Synergy" "Thash so bee-oo-tiful!!!"
Tuesday January 18,
2005
Tags raises, salary band, 205 higher, raises capped, supervisor
Transcript
The Boss: "I'd like to promote you, but the lowest salary band for the next level is 20% higher than your current pay." "Raises are capped at 5%, so there's no way to give you the promotion." "So I plan to hire someone from the outside that you can train to be your supervisor."
Friday October 29,
2004
Tags no vacation, inability to plan, contact wedding guets, arranged marriage cancelled, project finished
Transcript
There will be no vacations until the project is finished. "It feels as if I am being punished for your inability to properly plan and staff." "I will contact my 800 wedding guests and tell them that my arranged marriage is cancelled." "Thanks."
Friday October 08,
2004
Tags problem, plan, negativity, only person, my theory, rest, morons, sober, drunk
Transcript
"I see a problem with your plan." "Oh, do you, Mr. Negativity?" "Why is it that you're the o-o-o-only person in this meeting to see a problem? Huh? Huh?" "My theory is that the rest of you are either morons or drunk." "I am totally sober!"
Friday September 24,
2004
Tags have plan, division perfromance, worst division, average performance, merge
Transcript
The boss: I have a plan to avoid paying division performance bonuses. I'll merge our group with the worst division so our average performance is lower. her- hee! I should be eay because every division manager is already begging to merge with me.
Monday August 30,
2004
Tags evil director, human resources, cubicles, open plan, special class, transition, invisible walls, business
Transcript
CAtbert: Evil director of human resources Catbert: cubicles are too expensive. we're moving to an open plan, You'll attend a special classy to ease your transition. Wally: its like he's in a cubicle with invisible walls!
Sunday August 15,
2004
Tags outsourcing, satellite, pig, insurance company, tease pig, kicks, risk, sledgehammer, animals
Transcript
The Boss: we're outsourcing our satellite launch program to Elbonia. We built the billion dollar satellite here: the Elbonians will put it into orbit. Dilbert I want you yo be our liaison. AAAAAGH!!!! The Boss: Thats our insurance company. They've been jumpy lately. In ELbonia Our plan is to tease a pig until he kicks the satellite into orbit. The risk is that our pig might prefer fisticuff. sledgehammer! abort! abort! Dilbert: It was hallow. The boss: don't mention that to our insurance company.


