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803 Results for Technology
View 311 - 320 results for technology comic strips. Discover the best "Technology" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday July 25,
2014
Tags banquets, senior vice president, technology awards banquet
Transcript
Boss: I have you seated next to our senior vice president at the technology awards banquet. Dilbert: Because you hate me? Boss: No, it's because I hate him. Dilbert: This is making me very unhappy. Boss: Don't peak too soon. Wait for the banquet.
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Monday August 11,
2014
Tags consumes resources, cruelty, gentle with crticism, software, soils itself, technology, tradition, useless blob, engineering
Transcript
Coworker: Tradition requires you to disparage every technology decision made before you got involved. But please be gentle with your criticism of my software. It's like my baby. Dilbert: If you mean your software is a useless blob that consumes resources and soils itself, we are in agreement.
Wednesday August 27,
2014
Tags thinking, technology problem, executive attention netowrk, social awareness, radical change, sarcasm
Transcript
Dilbert: I have to warn you that I'll be going deep on a technology problem today. I'll be using the executive attention network of my brain at the expense of my social awareness. Boss: Sounds like a radical change. Dilbert: I can't tell if that was sarcasm.
Saturday October 25,
2014
Tags graphic design, graphic designers, outsourcing, new employee, subcontract, starngers, internet, 5% salary, undermind, technology
Transcript
Boss: Dilbert, meet our new graphic designer. Dilbert: If I had your job, I would secretly sub it out to strangers on the Internet and pay them 5% of my salary while I did nothing all day. Oops, sorry. I didn't know you were already there.
Monday December 01,
2014
Wally's Document Doesn't Open
Tags jargon, laziness, technology, document, project update, hard disk, erase, reinstall, operating system, work
Transcript
Boss: I couldn't open the document you sent with your project update. Wally: Try erasing your hard disk and reinstalling the operating system. Boss: I guess I don't need it that badly. Wally: After all the work I put into making that document?
Wednesday December 03,
2014
Bob Is Proud Of His Flip Phone
Tags dinosaurs, insult, insults, judgement, smart phones, technology, flip phone, judegment, follow ups
Transcript
Dinosaur: I don't own a smartphone. I use a flip phone because it does everything I want. Alice: Why are you proud of being a big, dumb dinosaur with a terrible phone? Dinosaur: I"m sensing a lot of judgement in that question. Alice: Wait until you hear my follow-ups.
Thursday December 04,
2014
Bob Has No Cool Way To Describe His Life
Tags dinosaurs, flip phones, smart phones, technology, what is cool?, windows xp
Transcript
Dinosaur: All I need is my flip phone, my Windows XP, and my basic cable television. Did I sound like a big, dumb dinosaur that time? Dogbert: Pretty much. Dinosaur: Wow... there is no cool way to describe my life.
Friday December 05,
2014
Bob Gets A Smartwatch
Tags carbon dating, dinosaurs, pun, puns, smartwatch, technology, anthrpocene epoch
Transcript
Dinosaur: Ha ha! I am now the coolest member of the household because I have a smartwatch. Hello, watch. What time is is? Watch: This is the anthropocene epoch. Dinosaur: Wow, that carbon dates me.
Wednesday December 24,
2014
Sounded Interesting From Across The Room
Tags conversation, smartphone technology, speed evolve, meta organism, sum of parts, looked interetsing, employees, coffee break, cups, business
Transcript
Tina: What are you talking about? It sounds interesting. Dilbert: We were saying that our smartphone technology has caused us to speed-evolve into a meta-organism that is the sum of our connected parts. Tina: In my defense, from across the room it looked interesting.
Friday December 26,
2014
3 D Immersive Goggles
Tags death, distraction, mortality, technology, virtual reality, 3d goggles, testing, good experince, forget to eat, medical
Transcript
Dilbert: Hey, Ted, how do you like our new 3-D immersive goggles you've been testing for two weeks? Some people say the experience is so good that you forget to eat. You're dead, aren't you...

