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View 311 - 320 results for employee comic strips. Discover the best "Employee" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday June 05,
2003
Tags evil hr dircetor, layoffs, improve moral, making tough deciosn, feel more optimistic, your fired
Transcript
Headline: Catbert: Evil H.R. Director. Catbert is sitting behind his desk, an employee is standing before him. Catbert says, "I'm reminding everyone that layoffs can improve morale." Catbert continues, "Layoffs prove that management is capable of making tough decisions to turn things around!" The employee responds, "You're right! I do feel more optimistic now!" Catbert adds, "Secondly, you're fired."
Monday June 30,
2003
Tags eating tongue, flaming squirrels, project, sanity check, meeting, sanity for project, business
Transcript
In a meeting, an employee turns to The Boss and says, "I called this meeting o do a sanity check on my project." The employee yells, "Flaming squirrels are eating my tongue!!!" The employee turns to Alice and asks, "What?"
Monday July 14,
2003
Tags clutter meleon, printed debris, nest, predator, power to disguise
Transcript
Headline: The Cluttermeleon Lines His Nest with Printed Debris. An employee is carrying a large stack of papers nto a cubicle already filled with stacks of paper. Headline: A Predator Comes Out of His Lair. The Boss pokes his head out of his office. Headline: The Quick-Thinking Cluttermeleon Uses His Power of Disguise. The Boss looks into the messy cubicle. The employee is hidden underneath an extra high stack of paper.
Wednesday August 20,
2003
Tags scolded by employee, boss late, dumb move, irish line dancing, mail document, late bid
Transcript
Dilbert: "And you failed at your primary objective of winning a bid for the galatikus job." "That's because you said you'd deliver the bid on time, but you got seduced by Irish line-dancing lessons and forgot to mail it!" The Boss: "I can't believe you're trying to pin the blame on the Irish."
Wednesday January 07,
2004
Tags stolen computer, boss takes, employee, work, unjust
Transcript
The Boss: It's time to go power shopping. The boss: Nice computer. did you just get it. GAAA!!! The Boss: shopping always puts me in a good mood.
Monday June 28,
2004
Tags hot mess employee, magnet for problems, wally stalks her
Transcript
"My life is a rolling disaster." "I'm a magnet for all problems legal, financial, medical and romantic." "Uh-oh... I sense another disaster brewing." wally: "Shes cute. I think I'll stalk her every day."
Thursday July 22,
2004
Tags taking chance, indoor plumbing, teach human habits, feral emplyee, trained, office
Transcript
"The feral employee" "I'm taking a chance by hiring you. Dont make me regret it." "Today, one of my seasoned professionals will teach you to use indoor plumbing." "Look! Look at me! The newspaper tucks under the arm!"
Friday July 23,
2004
Tags look untamed, bicycle pants, mow lawn, freak emplyee, child like, chanllenge, animal like
Transcript
"The feral employee" "Hi, little fella. What's your name?" "Will" "You look totally untamed. I like a challenge." "Give me one month and I'll have you wearing bicycle pants while you mow my lawn." "Hissss"
Saturday August 28,
2004
Tags suspicious, nap, evil director, wellness program, human resources, business
Transcript
"Catbert: Evil director of human resources" "Have you heard about the employee wellness program?" "If you call in sick on a Monday or a Friday, your boss says, 'Well, well, well- that's very suspicious.'" "Now if you'll excuse me, I feel a nap coming on."
Tuesday October 12,
2004
Tags evil director, human resources, good news employee, trunover, scented kitty litter, downhill, quality, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil director of human resources

