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Tuesday September 12,
2017
Wally Takes Decaf Vacations
Wednesday September 06,
2017
Robot Is Too Smart
Tags #robot, #automation, #power, #managers, #intelligence, #ai, #artificial intelligence
Transcript
Boss: Our new robot is too smart. It keeps threatening humans into doing its job while it does nothing but drink coffee. CEO: Isn't that all you do? Boss: I don't like where this is heading.
Wednesday August 01,
2018
Robot Learns Human Behavior
Tuesday August 07,
2018
Wally Enjoys Listening To Himself
Monday August 13,
2018
Shred The Copies
Saturday August 18,
2018
Gravy On Keyboard
Tags #Wally, #tina, #gravy, #keyboard, #coffee
Transcript
Tina: Do you know why my keyboard has gravy all over it? Dilbert: Oh, sorry, my phone rang while I was eating at my desk and I didn't have a napkin so I used your keyboard. Tina: I... Don't even know how to respond to that. Wally: Phew! That's what I was hoping.
Monday August 20,
2018
Wally Has An Idea
Tuesday August 28,
2018
Wally's Track Record As Mentor
Friday September 28,
2018
Everyone Does Their Job
Tags #coffee, #deadline, #Dilbert, #fashion, #jobs, #negative, #woman and dating
Transcript
Dilbert: We'll be ready by your deadline if everyone does their jobs in a timely fashion. Woman: How often does that happen? Dilbert: It has never happened. Woman: Then you're saying you won't be ready by the deadline. Dilbert: Why must you be so negative?
Saturday November 17,
2018
No Internet
Tags #business, #complaining, #engineering, #office workers, #technology
Transcript
Boss: The network will be down all day, but try to do what you can without it. Dilbert: What can we do without it besides drink coffee, complain, and whittle? Boss: No knives at work. Dilbert: Hold off on the whittling.