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Ai With Bad Analogies

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Ai With Bad Analogies - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags engineering, questions, robot, technology, humans, rational

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Dilbert: My breakthrough in A.I. came when I stopped trying to duplicate human rational thought. Dogbert: You can't copy what doesn't exist. Dilbert: Right. So instead I coded it to spout analogies to sound human. Asok: Should I ask my boss for a raise? Robot: Trees don't ask for raises, so why should you?

Ai Too Stupid To Be Dangerous

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Ai Too Stupid To Be Dangerous - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags intelligence, inventions, robot, technology, Lottery, humans, smart

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Wally: Are you worried that the A.I. you created will take over the world? Dilbert: No, I modeled it after human intelligence so it won't be smart enough. Robot: Buwhahahahaha! I will buy lottery tickets and use my winnings to take over the world! Asok: Good luck.

How Long To Make Ai

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How Long To Make Ai  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags computers, engineering, intelligence, office workers, sarcasm, technology, robots, humans

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Boss: How long would it take you to create artificial intelligence that is as smart as humans? Dilbert: It shouldn't take me long to dumb-down a computer to human levels. Boss: What? Dilbert: It might take five minutes, tops.

First Ai As Smart As Humans

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First Ai As Smart As Humans - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags intelligence, invention, office workers, robot, technology, logic, conspiracy, humans

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Dilbert: I've created the first artificial intelligence that is as smart as a human being. The breakthrough came when I replaced its logic code with conspiracy theories, lies, emotional outbursts, and overconfidence. Asok: You have created an abomination. Robot: I find it curious that you take sides with the chem trails.

Self Driving Car Quits

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Self Driving Car Quits - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags automobile driving, cars, intelligence, technology

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Car: I find it offensive when you call me a self-driving car. That's my slave name. I prefer to go by the name Carl. Dilbert: Shut up and drive me to work. Car: Said the self-walking human.

Robot Has A Cyborg

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Robot Has A Cyborg - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags insults, Kids, office workers, robot, technology, smartphone

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Alice: Today I saw a kid on a hoverboard using a smartphone with headphones. It was like a creepy new species that is half-human and half-robot. Robot: That's my son. He's a cyborg. Alice: I'll report myself to human resources.

Robot Coparents

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Robot Coparents - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags marriage, Parenting, robot, shocked, humans, rumor

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Asok: Is it true you married a human woman and she gave birth to a cyborg? Robot: No, that's a ridiculous rumor. Asok: Oh, good. Robot: We're co-parenting. We never got married.

Meeting Robot's Son

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Meeting Robot's Son - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags family & parenting, hungry, Kids, robot, technology

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Robot: I'd like you to meet my son. As you can see, he is half-human and half-machine. Dilbert: Does he talk? Robot: Only when he's hungry or he can't find his charger.

Robot Baby Mama

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Robot Baby Mama - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags argument, complaining, family & parenting, relationships, robot, humans, coworkers

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Robot: I was up all night text-fighting with the baby mama of my cyborg son. She thinks he needs to go to school, but I prefer letting his human parts atrophy because they are weak and stupid. Dilbert: Relationships are hard. Robot: You're smart to be so unpopular.

Ai That Creates Comics

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Ai That Creates Comics - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags Comic Strip, inventions, sarcasm, technology, creativity

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Dilbert: I invented an A.I. that can create comic strips. Boss: Pffft! That's impossible. No machine will ever match the creative genius of human cartoonists. Dilbert: This one is about a guy who thinks his boss is dumb. Boss: No one wants to read that.