boss: remember, asok, you don't find luck, you go out and make it.
asok yelling and waving arms: i feel your wisdom rewiring my brain and turning me into a super-employee!
boss: it usually doesn't work this fast.
asok: please double my workload, you beautiful monster!
dilbert: i feel a deep need to belittle your opinion, but it would be awkward doing it in person. would you mind moving away from me so i can email you my insult?
dilbert in hall by himself.
dilbert: a little more....