dilbert and dogbert at home.
dilbert: i think i'd be more effective at work if my boss were either smarter, so he'd understand me... or dumber, so he'd know it's better to let me make all of the technical decisions. and i can't make him smarter, so my plan is to make him dumber.
dogbert: it seems i've been a bad influence.
tina: i have a complaint about the men in the office.
catbert: all of them?
tina: yes, they're all stupid pigs.
catbert: can you be more specific?
tina: okay, they're basically visayan warty pigs in the i.q. range of 20 to 40.