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Darkest Before The Dawn

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Darkest Before The Dawn - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #engineering, #managers & supervisors, #office, #office workers

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Alice: Our product pipeline looks dismal. Boss: It's always darkest before the dawn. Alice: You're comparing product development to the solar system. I don't know what to do with that. Boss: What would Jesus do?

Below Average

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Below Average - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #boss, #engineering, #jobs, #math, #sarcasm, #review

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Boss: Your job performance is below average. Dilbert: How did you calculate an average for a job that no one else has ever performed? Boss: Math?

Anecdotal Testing

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Anecdotal Testing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #boss, #business, #confused, #engineering, #sarcasm, #tests

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Boss: Have you tested this to know it will work? Dilbert: I tested it anecdotally. Boss: I don't know what that word means. Wally: Well played.