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Wally's Track Record As Mentor

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Wally's Track Record As Mentor - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #abuse, #Wally, #Dilbert, #coffee, #self-inflicted, #injuries, #interns

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Wally: I checked up on all of the interns I've mentored over the years. Most of them died from self-inflicted inures. Dilbert: And the rest? Wally: The rest were killed by other people.

Everyone Does Their Job

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Everyone Does Their Job - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #coffee, #deadline, #Dilbert, #fashion, #jobs, #negative, #woman and dating

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Dilbert: We'll be ready by your deadline if everyone does their jobs in a timely fashion. Woman: How often does that happen? Dilbert: It has never happened. Woman: Then you're saying you won't be ready by the deadline. Dilbert: Why must you be so negative?

No Internet

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No Internet - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #complaining, #engineering, #office workers, #technology

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Boss: The network will be down all day, but try to do what you can without it. Dilbert: What can we do without it besides drink coffee, complain, and whittle? Boss: No knives at work. Dilbert: Hold off on the whittling.

Dilbert Hires A Narrator

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Dilbert Hires A Narrator - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #coffee, #office, #office workers, #narrator

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dilbert: i'm not a good communicator, so i hired a narrator. cynthia: how will a narrator help? dogbert: cynthia was as dumb as she looked.