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View 331 - 340 results for woman comic strips. Discover the best "Woman" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday May 23,
2000
Tags ad campiagn, festured, new ceo, powerful woman, indutry, than lines
Transcript
Dogbert sits next to the Boss at a table. The Boss says, "My consultant thinks you should be featured in our ad campaign." An attractive woman sits behind a large desk and says, "Is that because I'm the new CEO and the most powerful woman in our industry?" The Boss answers, "Umm...yes. That's why." Dogbert turns and says, "Remember to ask about tan lines."
Thursday May 25,
2000
Tags ceo spokeperson, pose, prodcut, blue screen technology, important elements, blue blouse
Transcript
The caption reads: "CEO as Spokesperson." The CEO is seen leaning over a chair seductively with her hair tossed to one side. Dogbert stands behind the camera and she asks, "What does this pose have to do with our product?" Dogbert answers, "I'll use blue screen technology to add important elements later." The CEO says, "My blouse is blue." A voluptuous woman stands in towel behind Dogbert. Dogbert turns to her and says, "Five minutes."
Friday June 23,
2000
Tags chatter non stop, every woman, no male traits, galk
Transcript
Ming says to Dilbert as they sit together at a table, "Do you mind if I chatter nonstop about people you don't know?" Dilbert answers, "No." Dilbert then asks Ming, "Do you mind if I gawk at every woman who walks by?" Ming answers, "Yes." Ming says to Dilbert, "In fact, I would appreciate it if you displayed no male traits whatsoever." Dilbert responds, "Can do."
Thursday June 29,
2000
Tags any errand, date women, film, movies, ratbert, thinks wally is hot, Entertainment
Transcript
Ratbert the Concierge Wally: Id like a date with a woman who thinks Im hot. Remember, you promised you would do any errand for employees. Tell me again how hot I am.
Tuesday July 04,
2000
Tags adventures of lulu, no sense of proportion, assinment, work, declares war, anger, resentment
Transcript
The adventures of LULU The woman who has no sense of proportion. GAAA! Does this mean you hate me?!! The Boss: Its called and assignment. LULU: This is war.
Sunday July 09,
2000
Tags dna, feed her, human genome, human simulations, invented, mapped and decoded, market application, on computer watch, punish her, samples, software, software simulation, engineering
Transcript
Asok points to his diagram as he explains to the group, "My software will create human simulations from DNA samples." The Boss asks Asok, "What's the market application?" Asok answers, "Well...there are many various applications." The Boss says to Asok, "Name one." Asok begins to explain, "Well...someday the entire human genome will be mapped and decoded." Asok continues, "You could take a hair sample from a woman who refuses to date you..." Asok continues to explain, "and create a software simulation of her to keep in your computer watch." Asok says, "You could have one button to feed her and one button to punish her." Wally replies, "I'd buy it." The Boss asks Asok, "Can you add a button?"
Tuesday October 17,
2000
Tags halluciantaing, Dilbert, punish, ambiguous, untraceable, die dilbert
Transcript
The boss is sitting at his desk thinking, "Did Dilbert do something terrible or am I hallucinating?" The boss continues to think, "I'd better play it safe and punish him in ways that are ambiguous and untraceable." A woman stands behind Dilbert and says, "I had to change your network password to 'Die-Dilbert-Die' and I can't say why."
Sunday October 29,
2000
Tags flirting, cashier, phoney, customer service smile, required, looks like flirting, Wally
Transcript
A smiling female employee, handing Dilbert change, says, "Thank you. Have a nice day." Dilbert thinks, "She's flirting with me." Dilbert says to the woman, "Um... Would you like to go out on Saturday?" The woman, still smiling, says, "I wasn't flirting. This is my phony customer service smile." The woman says to Dilbert, "Employees are required to smile." Dilbert asks the woman, "Okay. But now you're flirting, aren't you?" The woman answers, "No, still phony." Walking away, Dilbert thinks, "Wally has to see this." Wally and Dilbert stand looking at the smiling woman. Wally says, "Hey, it looks like she's flirting with me!" Dilbert says, "Is this great or what?"
Saturday November 04,
2000
Tags incurable romantic, shoe, foot fungus, cured, table leg
Transcript
Dilbert sits at a table in a restaurant with a woman who says, "I've always been an incurable romantic." Diblert says to the woman, "Do you mind if I take off my shoe? I've got some sort of fungus that needs air." The woman shouts, "I'm cured!" Dilbert says, "I like to scratch it on the table leg. -- Oops. Is that you?"
Monday December 04,
2000
Tags away from job, blah blah, cell phones, jurors, jury duty, jury room, read book, talking
Transcript
Dilbert: AAHH, One week away from my job. Jury room Dilbert: I'll have hours of quiet time to read my new book, woman: There's a guy here with a book.

