dogbert: i'm opening a beg-and-pay store.
dilbert: what will you be selling?
dogbert: you are way behind the times.
dogbert: stores don't sell things anymore.
dogbert: selling would require good customer service and lots of stock on hand.
dogbert: if you want that sort of thing, use the internet.
dogbert: i just want a place where people can go and beg me to sell them stuff that isn't in stock.
office worker: can you help me find this hat in my size?
Dilbert: Our factories are back online, but we have no buyers. It turns out that our customer base overlaps with the people who recently poisoned themselves with household disinfectants.
Boss: Who could have seen that coming?
Dilbert: I won a bet on it.