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View 331 - 340 results for employee comic strips. Discover the best "Employee" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday April 13,
2006
Tags contract emplyee, dangling carrot, regular emplyee, understand metaphors
Transcript
I'll bring you on as a contract employee. "Then I'll keep you motivated by dangling the carrot of becoming a regular employee." "Your first mistake was assuming that he understands metaphors."
Tuesday August 15,
2006
Friday September 29,
2006
Saturday September 30,
2006
Monday December 04,
2006
Tuesday June 26,
2007
Tags serial personal problems, in love, medical school cadaver, bad decisons, acting cold, boyfriend acting cold
Transcript
Nancy, the employee with serious personal problems Nancy: "I'm in love with a medical school cadaver." Alice: "Do you ever think that maybe your personal problems are caused by your own bad decisions?" Nancy: "How's it my fault that my boyfriend is acting cold?"
Wednesday June 27,
2007
Tags personal problems, doctors, opeation, serial problems, steady diet, licorice, diet soda, spleen, c4 explosive, support group, alqueda
Transcript
Nancy, the employee with serious personal problems Nancy: "The doctors say I need an operation." "They think my steady diet of licorice and diet soda turned my spleen into a C-4 explosive." "So I joined a support group. Have you heard of Al Qaeda?" Dilbert: "Gotta go..."
Friday August 25,
2006
Wednesday January 03,
2007
Tags best donuts, diet, employee eats, top five, donut eating, tempting, envy, boss diet, health
Transcript
Wally: "How's your diet coming along?" "MM-GUWUNG-MM-GUH-MUH!" "It's hard to pick the one best doughnut I've ever had, but this one is in my top five."
Thursday August 16,
2012
Tags announcement, economic value, engineers, google, mergers & acquisitions, modern day, podium, public speaking, slave trader
Transcript
CEO: Google has offered to buy our company for $100 million just to get our engineers. I agreed to the deal because I'm a modern day slave trader who believes engineers are property and the rest of you have no economic value. Who wrote my speech? Employee: Someone with no economic value.


