alice: can you adjust your camera so i'm not looking up your nose? okay, now can you adjust your lighting so you don't look like a lightbulb with a beard?
voice from laptop: how's my audio?
alice: it's as good as your ideas.
boss: two months ago, i asked you all for recommendations on co-workers who should be recognized for superior work. on day one, you all nominated yourselves. since then it has been quiet.
dilbert: if i'm being honest, it wasn't one of your brightest ideas.