the marketing genius
dogbert: my genius alone will not be enough to fix the problems at this company. this looks like a five-dogbert situation. that is why i arranged to clone myself five times.
boss: what's the extra clone for?
dogbert: that one takes the blame.
wally speaking in meeting: i spent all week trying to sign into an app that stopped working for some reason.
boss: but you got it to work in the end?
wally: no, all i did was learn to hate the developers.
boss: how do you plan to solve that?
wally drinking coffee: i don't need to. it isn't an app i need.