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Saturday December 06,
2003
Tags dating, party, phone number, information, email, voicemail, home phone, offcie, work email, personal website, too much info, skeleton, relationships
Transcript
"I've never done this before, but may I have your phone number?" "Home phone.. cell phone.. work phone.. home e-mail.... personal web site." "...And if that fax machine is out of paper, try the one down the hall, but leave me a voice mail if you do."
Monday December 08,
2003
Tags trudge, work, earn money, lights on, shower is ready
Transcript
Dogbert: Wake up and trudge to work! Earn money so I can leave on the lights in every room. Dogbert: Your shower is ready, I turned it on last night.
Thursday December 11,
2003
Tags insincere optimism, artificial sense of urgency, delusion, work for challenge, not money, good ideas, sound bad
Transcript
Dilbert: I'm developing an insincere optimism to complement my artificial sense of urgency. Dilbert: I hope to top it off with a delusion that I work for the challenge and not the money. The Boss: How can you make good ideas sound so bad? Dilbert: Im an engineer.
Wednesday February 11,
2004
Tags new wireless hassock prodcut, sales people, work in teams, wear e;ectroshock, close the deal
Transcript
The Boss: "We haven't sold a single unit of our new wireless hassock product." "Our plan is to make the sales people work in teams and take turns wearing electroshock pants." "Now close the deal, Cliffy, or it's payback time." "BUY IT!!! BUY IT!!!"
Thursday February 26,
2004
Tags dance with death, secreatry, desk, work to early grave, first to drop, good morning, first thing, competition, resentment, anger
Transcript
Carol: "Well, look who came back to dance with death." "Once again you will try to work me to an early grave and I will book you on dangerous business trips." "Who will be the first to drop? Who?" The boss: "What ever happened to 'good morning'?"
Tuesday March 09,
2004
Tags enjoyable job, complaining spouse, enjoy being at work
Transcript
Dilbert: How can I make my job more enjoyable? Garbageman: Get a spouse who complains a lot and then have a few kids. Dilbert: Thats sound awful. Garbageman: you won't believe how much you enjoy being at work.
Friday March 12,
2004
Tags 360 review, evil, judged, lazy, manipulative, no risk, quality of work, retribution
Transcript
"It's called a 360 degree review. You get to evaluate me at no risk of retribution." "No matter what you say about me, you will only be judged on the quality of your work." "Sometimes you are lazy, evil and manipulative." "The quality of your work just went way down."
Friday March 26,
2004
Tags rat, meeting, walls spot, seat filler, proedcest day, career work out, look at me now, fired, business
Transcript
Ratbert: Wally is in the men's room. I've accepted a position as his seat filler. This is the proudest day of my life. I never ingrained that my career would work out so well, I want to scream to the world " look at name now" allyL false alarm. you're fired.
Wednesday April 07,
2004
Tags mumbling, peevishness, work avoidance, burden of sharing, knowledgable
Transcript
"I've added mumbling and peevishness to my work-avoidance arsenal." "I get the benefits of appearing knowledgeable without the burden of sharing." "Um, I didn't hear what you said." "Sheeeesh!"
Monday May 03,
2004
Tags 80 hour week, crazy talk, less work, loofah, evil director, human resources, business
Transcript
Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Alice: Im working 80 hours a week. I barely have time to bathe. Catbert: try using your tongue during meetings, Its like a bath and a loofah all in one. Alice: Or I could do less work. Catbert: Thats crazy talk.

