dilbert: why do you keep explaining to me how science works when you know i already know?
sciencesplainer: did you know anecdotal evidence can be misleading?
dilbert yelling: yes!!! i knew that!!!
sciencesplainer: have you ever heard of the placebo effect?
Dogbert: Welcome to Dogbert's corporate safety training. Don't touch anything, don't move around, and don't talk to anyone, ever! Thanks for coming.
Dilbert: That's the whole class?
Dogbert: Don't blame me for being good at summarizing.
boss and wally wearing face masks.
boss: why should we do what you are suggesting when literally no one has ever tried it before?
wally: because everything good and amazing had to be done by someone for the first time.
boss: will this be good and amazing?
wally: let's keep this on the concept level.