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Sunday April 15,
2018
Tags #suggestion, #invention, #budget, #money
Transcript
Dilbert: The electronic suggestion box project is halfway done. The original design called for a bos that scans and digitizes suggestions written on paper and emails them to the appropriate manager. Then the device shreds the original paper suggestion to make room for more. I already built the box and the shredder. I'll need additional funding to finish the scanning part. Boss: We don't have any flexibility in our budget. Let's just deploy what you have. Dilbert: All I have is a box that shreds suggestions before anyone reads them. Boss: Don't let perfect be the enemy of good.
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Thursday March 15,
2018
Mothman Detects Energy
Tags #workload, #talking, #socializing, #conversation
Transcript
The Storytelling Mothman. Mothman: I detect the energy of an employee with a high workload. I'm here to tell you a long story that you think will never end. Alice: That is the last thing I need right now. Mothman: Do you know the history of the paper clip?
Tuesday November 27,
2018
Being More Nimble
Tags #boss, #business, #decision, #managers & supervisors, #office workers, #sarcasm
Transcript
Boss: We need to be more innovative and more nimble. That's why I created a task force to consider forming a project team to write a white paper on how to start. Dilbert: Maybe they can fix you first. Boss: You can't fix perfect.
Tuesday December 04,
2018
Afraid Of Alice
Tags #employees, #engineering, #fear, #request
Transcript
Tina: Did Alice find the data I need? Dilbert: Why don't you ask her? Tina: I'm afraid of her. Dilbert: You're not afraid of me? Tina: I've seen you try to lift a box of printer paper. Dilbert: Paper is heavier than it looks.
Monday January 28,
2019
Documents On Chairs
Tags #frustrated, #office, #office workers, #paper
Transcript
Dilbert: Gaaa!!! I hate it when people leave documents on my chair! I will have my revenge by sticking this at the bottom of my biggest pile. Winning.
Tuesday January 28,
2020
Alice Would Complain
Tags #complain, #managers & supervisors, #assignment, #business, #technology, #problem, #solve
Transcript
boss: i was going to give this assignment to alice, but i know she would complain about it. dilbert reading paper: i don't want it either. boss: do you plan to complain about it later? dilbert: not to your face. boss: problem solved.