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398 Results for Drink Coffee
View 351 - 360 results for drink coffee comic strips. Discover the best "Drink Coffee" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday August 07,
2018
Wally Enjoys Listening To Himself
Monday August 13,
2018
Shred The Copies
Saturday August 18,
2018
Gravy On Keyboard
Tags Wally, tina, gravy, keyboard, coffee
Transcript
Tina: Do you know why my keyboard has gravy all over it? Dilbert: Oh, sorry, my phone rang while I was eating at my desk and I didn't have a napkin so I used your keyboard. Tina: I... Don't even know how to respond to that. Wally: Phew! That's what I was hoping.
Monday August 20,
2018
Wally Has An Idea
Tuesday August 28,
2018
Wally's Track Record As Mentor
Friday September 28,
2018
Everyone Does Their Job
Tags coffee, deadline, Dilbert, fashion, jobs, negative, woman and dating
Transcript
Dilbert: We'll be ready by your deadline if everyone does their jobs in a timely fashion. Woman: How often does that happen? Dilbert: It has never happened. Woman: Then you're saying you won't be ready by the deadline. Dilbert: Why must you be so negative?
Saturday November 17,
2018
No Internet
Tags business, complaining, engineering, office workers, technology
Transcript
Boss: The network will be down all day, but try to do what you can without it. Dilbert: What can we do without it besides drink coffee, complain, and whittle? Boss: No knives at work. Dilbert: Hold off on the whittling.
Friday December 28,
2018
Fetching Coffee
Tags elderly, engineering, men and women, office workers
Transcript
Ned: They call me "Old Ned as if I haven't kept up with the times. But watch me tell you to fetch me some coffee from Starbucks just like the young folks do. Alice: I'm a senior software engineer. Ned: I'm not getting any less thirsty here.
Thursday April 04,
2019
Asok In A Coma
Tags business, coffee, office, office workers, coma, dopamine
Transcript
dilbert running: ask appears to be in some kind of coma. what should we do? the boss: we see this a lot. his job is so boring that it caused his dopamine to crash. the boss: show him some funny car videos and give him a coffee i.v. dilbert: part of me doesn't want that to work.
Monday May 06,
2019
Dilbert Hires A Narrator
Tags business, coffee, office, office workers, narrator
Transcript
dilbert: i'm not a good communicator, so i hired a narrator. cynthia: how will a narrator help? dogbert: cynthia was as dumb as she looked.


