vendor salesman: just fill out these five pages of information, and we're good to go.
dilbert: no. cancel the order, and i'll find an easier vendor to work with.
vendor salesman: in that case, all i need is your signature.
dilbert: that worked?
boss: when you write the project summary, make it seem as if we didn't make any mistakes.
tina: you want me to lie? that would be a massive ethical violation.
boss: no, no. i only want you to omit important context.
tina: why does my stomach hurt?