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Tuesday April 04,
2006
Tags team building exercise, security gurad, middle of desert, leave you there
Transcript
"Ted, I'm sending you on a team-building exercise." "A security guard will drive you to the middle of the desert and leave you there!" "And then the team will rescue me?" "Sure."
Wednesday April 05,
2006
Tags concerns about work, teds work, team building exercise, test here, sent asok
Transcript
"I listened to your concerns about Ted's work, so I tricked him into being left in the middle of the desert." "He thinks it's a team-building exercise. Hee hee!" "We wanted you to transfer him, not kill him." "Really? This is awkward." "And this is Ted. Where's Asok?"
Wednesday July 26,
2006
Saturday September 23,
2006
Friday October 06,
2006
Saturday May 19,
2007
Friday May 25,
2007
Tuesday July 10,
2007
Tags fired, job eliminated, outsourced, comapny, need job, hired, comes back, old job
Transcript
The Boss: "Ted, I'm going to eliminate your function and outsource it to the Dogbert Outsourcing Company." Ted: "I need a job." Dogbert: "You're hired." Ted: "I'M BA-A-ACK!"
Sunday July 02,
2000
Tags system failures, data aren't actionable, no practical value, crime, guilty, feel awkward, incident
Transcript
Ted says to Dilbert and Wally, "We had fifteen system failures with the previous software." Dilbert says to Ted, "Your data aren't actionable." Ted replies, "What?" Dilbert continues, "Your presentation has no practical walue." Ted throws his hands in the air in defeat and says to Dilbert, "Well, if that's suddenly a crime then call me guilty!" Wally says, "Now the meeting feels awkward can we go back to acting interested?" Dilbert replies, "I guess." Ted says, "Fine. Let's put this ugly incident behind us."


