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Twizzle The Flurm

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Twizzle The Flurm - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #confused, #employees, #engineering, #managers & supervisors, #office workers

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Boss: The engineers think I don't understand what they do all day. Catbert: Maybe it's because you don't. Boss: You too? Wally: My project is late because I had to twizzle the flurm. Boss: Okay, that sounds right.

Best In The Industry

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Best In The Industry - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #headphones, #best, #persuading, #humor, #confused, #jokes

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Dilbert: The headphones we make are the best in the industry. Man: Our marketing campaign will focus on how they cure brain tumors and raise your IQ. Dilbert: They don't do any of that. Man: This is exactly why we don't let engineers do marketing.