2007 Comic Strips - Page 37
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Wednesday December 26,
2007
Tags meeting, projects, complete projects, calculated risk, tasks, lateness irrelevant, worst week, business
Transcript
"And Wally, did you finish your project tasks for today?" Wally: "No. I took a calculated risk that other people would not finish their tasks either, making my lateness totally irrelevant." "Um..." "That is the worst..." "I need another week."
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Thursday December 27,
2007
Friday December 28,
2007
Tags alice quits, 2 weeks notice, 20% raise, calls father, quitter, moron, raise instead of quit
Transcript
The Boss: "Alice, I got your two weeks' notice." "Will you stay if I give you a 20% raise?" Alice: "Okay." "Hey dad, do you remember you said I should never be a quitter? You do? Well, it turns out that you're a moron."
Saturday December 29,
2007
Tags new years eve, celebrate calendar event, hair brush as loofah
Transcript
Ratbert: What kind of party are we having for New Year's Eve? Dilbert: "Why would I celebrate an arbitrary calendar event?" Ratbert: "Suddenly I don't feel so bad about using your hairbrush as a loofah."
Monday December 31,
2007
Tags hate holidays, day before holoday, stop working, cheapens work, year round, mean spirited, bitter worker, hyprocrit
Transcript
Wally: I hate it when people stop working because it's the day before a holiday. "Ha! Ha! Ha!" Wally: "It cheapens the lack of work that I cultivate year-round." Asok: "I saw the funniest video clip!" Wally: "Tourist!"


