Own Deciosns Comic Strips - Page 37

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

363 Results for Own Deciosns

View 361 - 363 results for own deciosns comic strips. Discover the best "Own Deciosns" comics from Dilbert.com.

Read It With My Own Eyes

Thank you for voting.
Read It With My Own Eyes - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 13, 2019's comic on:


Tags #argument, #communication, #email, #frustrated, #office, #office workers, #plans

View Transcript

Transcript

Man: I disagree with your email saying the plan won't work. Dilbert: My email said exactly the opposite. I said the plan will definitely work. Man: No, I read it with my own eyes. Dilbert: I'm the one who wrote it!!!

Leadership Conference In Maui

Thank you for voting.
Leadership Conference In Maui - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 12, 2019's comic on:


Tags #boss, #irritation, #managers & supervisors, #vacations

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: The leadership conference is in Maui next week. I need you to sit in for me...and do your own job at the same time. While I'm drinking on the beach. Dilbert: I get it!!!

Curse Of Competence

Thank you for voting.
Curse Of Competence - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 25, 2019's comic on:


Tags #computer software, #employees, #office workers, #problem, #sarcasm, #condescending

View Transcript

Transcript

Man: I need your help solving a software problem on my computer. Dilbert: Why am I cursed with the sort of competence that makes me a servant to the incapable? Man: I don't know what that means. Dilbert: If you did, you could probably fix your own problems.