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View 361 - 370 results for avoid work comic strips. Discover the best "Avoid Work" comics from Dilbert.com.
Friday July 01,
2016
Wally's Useless Nonsense
Tags laziness, work ethic, strategy
Transcript
Catbert: There's a rumor that you use a chatbot to reply to email with useless nonsense. Wally: You can't prove that because I've always answered my email with useless nonsense. Catbert: That was disturbingly well-played. Wally: It's all about creating the base case.
Thursday June 30,
2016
Wally's Email Makes No Sense
Tags bot, deception, laziness, work ethic, obliviousness
Transcript
Boss: Wally's emails make no sense. Dilbert: He replaced himself with a chatbot. He designed the chatbot to be useless so you'd think it was him. Boss: And he thought this would fool me? Dilbert: He's been gone for four months.
Wednesday June 29,
2016
Wally Replaces Himself With Chatbot
Tags laziness, working from home, work ethic, technology, bot
Transcript
Wally: I got approval to work from home. My chatbot will answer all of my emails and text messages. Dilbert: Chatbot answers would be useless. Wally: I hope so. Otherwise it wouldn't sound like me.
Tuesday June 28,
2016
Two Ways To Avoid Listening
Monday June 27,
2016
Biggest Risk To Happiness
Tags happiness, Advice, complaining, conversation, psychology
Transcript
Wally: The biggest risk to your happiness involves listening to other people. When they aren't trying to make you work, they're complaining. Asok: I hate that. Wally: Shhh. Don't talk.
Monday June 20,
2016
Wally Heads Up Ai Project
Tags work ethic, laziness, project, fake
Transcript
Boss: Wally, I need you to head up our artificial intelligence project. You will have no budget and no hope of success. I just like saying we're working on AI. And you're completely useless, so it's a good match. Wally: I won't let you down.
Saturday June 18,
2016
Dilbert Doesn't Need Vacations
Tags vacation, work ethic, workload, time off
Transcript
Boss: Company policy says you have to take a vacation. Dilbert: I don't want one. I would be bored for a week and come back to all the work that piled up while I was gone. Boss: Nothing about you is normal. Dilbert: Thank you.
Saturday June 11,
2016
Tina's Criticism
Tags work spouse, wife, wives, criticism, nagging, Women, relationships
Transcript
Tina: As your work wife, I have some constructive criticism for you. Dilbert: Great. Tina: You'd be more attractive if you were taller, I just realized I don't know the difference between constructive criticism and the regular kind.
Friday June 10,
2016
Dilbert Breaks Up With Work Wife
Tags Women, wives, wife, work spouse, game, scam, ruse, relationships
Transcript
Dilbert: Alice, I am breaking up with you as my work wife. Tina complains less and she sends me on fewer errands, so I choose her. Alice: What's your game? Tina: I'm running a bait-and-switch on him.


