tina: i have a complaint about the men in the office.
catbert: all of them?
tina: yes, they're all stupid pigs.
catbert: can you be more specific?
tina: okay, they're basically visayan warty pigs in the i.q. range of 20 to 40.
tina: you never admit you're wrong.
dilbert: give me one example of that.
tina: well, for example, there was the time you said there were no such things as "cumulative" clouds.
panel changes to office building.
tina: to this day, you have not admitted you were wrong.
dilbert: um...
tina: i'm having a disagreement with alice, and i want you to side with me.
dilbert: how about i make up my own mind based on the facts?
tina: that's not going to work for me.
