Ethics Questions Comic Strips - Page 37

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

363 Results for Ethics Questions

View 361 - 363 results for ethics questions comic strips. Discover the best "Ethics Questions" comics from Dilbert.com.

Management Potential

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Management Potential - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #business ethics, #managers & supervisors, #stealing, #credit, #potential, #chart

View Transcript

Transcript

boss reading paper: that's a great chart, ted. dilbert: actually, i made that chart a month ago, and ted stole it without giving me credit. boss to catbert: ted has management potential.

Deleting Before Audit

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Deleting Before Audit - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #business ethics, #auditor, #suspect, #delete, #database, #believe, #incriminating, #hide

View Transcript

Transcript

internal auditor: i find it hard to believe you "accidentally" deleted a database just as i arrived. it makes me suspect you tried to hide something incriminating. boss: sounds like reasonable doubt to me.

Elbonian Hackers Attack

Thank you for voting.
Hmm. Something went wrong. We will take a look as soon as we can.
Elbonian Hackers Attack  - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags #business, #business ethics, #elbonian, #hackers, #attack, #stole, #database, #ranking, #employee, #haircuts, #sarcasm

View Transcript

Transcript

dilbert: elbonian hackers stole our employee performance ranking database, and now they demand a ransom payment to give it back. boss: they can keep it. we've been ranking employees solely on their haircuts for years, and no one has complained yet. dilbert: what? boss walking away: we will speak of this no more.