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Tina Spreads Rumors About Dilbert

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Tina Spreads Rumors About Dilbert - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags rumor mill, rumors, freak accident, naked, vacuuming, spread rumors, coffee machine, gossip, office, self preservation

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Tina: I heard you had a freak accident while vacuuming your house naked. Dilbert: That's a rumor. I don't know how that stuff spreads. Tina: Now I feel a little bad that I told thirty people.

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13 Percent Employees Engaged

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13 Percent Employees Engaged - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags employee, employees, engagement, motivation, global survey, engaged at work, business

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Boss: A global survey says only 13% of employees feel engaged at work. Dilbert: If you're wondering which one of your employees is engaged, it's this guy. Boss: We need ten more just like him. Dilbert: I think I just figured out what's wrong with the rest of us.

Elbonians Will Rue The Day

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Elbonians Will Rue The Day - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags backfire, hacking, internet, retaliation, revenge, sabotage, technology

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Dilbert: I destroyed the Elbonian Internet in retaliation for their alleged hacking, as you wished. CEO: Buwhahahaha! They will rue the day they allegedly hacked us. Elbonian 1: I feel more focused already. Elbonian 2: I haven't been angry at idiots all day!

Wally Is Ceo's Pet

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Wally Is Ceo's Pet - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags bad influence, mentoring, mentor, protege, laziness, work ethic, changes

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Alice: How's it feel to be the CEO's pet employee? Wally: We call it mentoring. Alice: Has it changed you? Wally: No, but he seems more useless lately. Alice: I guess there's no backflow preventer on mentoring.

Wally Is Not Hungry To Succeed

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Wally Is Not Hungry To Succeed - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags mentor, mentoring, protege, wages, executives, ceos, compensation, work ethic, success, money

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CEO: I've been mentoring you for a week. Do you feel different? Wally: Yes. Spending time with you makes me feel underpaid. CEO: And that makes you hungry to succeed? Wally: I don't even see how those things are connected.

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- Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags leadership, praise, admiration, anger, compliments

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Alice: What do you want now? Dilbert: Experts say leaders should surround themselves with people they admire and be generous with praise. Alice, I admire your hard work and intellect. Alice: Stop it! This is creepy! Dilbert: I admire your focus and your determination. Alice: Gaaa!!! Stop admiring me! My skin is crawling! Dilbert: I admire your honesty! Alice: Blech! Wally: Do you feel more like a leader now? Dilbert: Yes, in the sense that people hate me.

Useless Mansplainers

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Useless Mansplainers - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags mansplainer, relations between the sexes, sexism, Women, engineers, programmers, furstration

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Alice: I can't get any work done because my project team is a bunch of useless mansplainers. Why do men feel the need to explain things to me when I know more than they do? Boss: Let me explain it to you, Alice. Men like to show off and feel important. Alice: Stop it!

Do Not Attack Me

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Do Not Attack Me - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags conflict, paranoia, self-fulfilling prophesy

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Dilbert: Are the estimates current? Coworker: Why are you attacking me? Dilbert: I feel like attacking you now. Coworker: I knew it!

Try Leaning In

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Try Leaning In - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags help, Advice, bad advice, careers, Promotion, success, business

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Tina: I feel as if my career has stalled. Dilbert: Have you tried leaning-in? I hear good things about that. Tina: How do you sound helpful and offensive at the same time? Dilbert: Some say I have a gift.

No Progress On Writing The Novel

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No Progress On Writing The Novel - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags writing, writer, talent, frustration, writers block, self esteem, self deprecation, depression, psychology

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Dogbert: How's your novel coming along? Dilbert: I'm off to a slow start. All I did this week is stare at a blank screen and feel bad about my lack of talent. Dogbert: Maybe try writing something. Dilbert: I have to think that would make things worse.