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Tags #Dogbert, #invention, #Dilbert, #scientist, #earth, #moon, #destroy, #warning label

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Dilbert stands next to a device and Dogbert sits on a stool. Dilbert says, "My new invention will generate a solid particle bridge to permanently connect the earth to the moon!" Dogbert says, "Well, I'm no scientist, but won't that disrupt the earth's orbit and cause an ice age that will destroy all life on this planet?" Dilbert asks, "You think it needs a little warning label?" Dogbert replies, "Just don't let kids use it."

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Tags #store, #reaction, #nuclear

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Dilbert enters Electrode Hut. Dilbert says to the salesclerk, "I'm looking for a detonator coil, suitable for a small nuclear device." The clerk faints and falls to the floor. Dilbert says, "That was the best one today!"

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Tags #invention, #lawyers, #money

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Dilbert and Dogbert stand on either side of a device. Dogbert says, "I think you should see a lawyer before unleashing this new invention on mankind." Later, Dilbert sits in an attorney's office. Dilbert says, ". . . I'm afraid my new invention will expose me to lots of lawsuits." Dilbert asks, "Will you advise me?" The lawyer replies, "No. Sounds like I can make more money by suing you."