dilbert: i'd fight with you on the price of this software, but i'm more of a lover than a fighter.
female software vendor: are you hitting on me? you'd better buy my software now, or i'll report you to your own human resources.
dilbert: okay. okay. i'll do anything you want.
female software vendor: wow. you were right when you said you're not a fighter.
boss: i realize this report has dilbert's name on it, but the credit goes to me. because i ordered him to do it.
dilbert: actually, i came up with the idea and wrote it on my own time.
boss: well, i created the culture that made it all possible.
dilbert yelling: i did the work!!!