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First Time Doing Marketing

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First Time Doing Marketing - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #business, #business ethics, #criminals, #marketing, #office

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dilbert, dogbert and the boss at conference room table. dogbert: your competition has a superior product, but you can compensate by branding them as evil. dilbert: we can say they charge too much. dogbert: or...we can say their leather cases are made from the skin of executed criminals. dilbert: but that would not be true. dogbert: first time doing marketing?

Memory Science

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Memory Science - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #laziness, #memory, #office workers, #restaurant workers, #sarcasm, #science, #presentation

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Wally: According to the science of memory, you are likely to forget ninety percent of what I present today. So I got rid of ninety percent of my slides to focus on the one slide that matters. Voice: Or were you too lazy to make more than one slide? Wally: I already forgot ninety percent of what you just said.

Juggling 17 Balls

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Juggling 17 Balls - Dilbert by Scott Adams

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Tags #comparison, #criticism, #employees, #office workers, #overwhelmed, #juggle

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Alice: I have too many projects. Boss: Pfft! If a juggler can juggle five balls at once, you can handle seventeen projects. Alice: But...no juggler can juggle seventeen balls at once. Boss: Not the lazy ones.