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Saturday May 29,
2004
Tags cut corners, bungling, budget process, skip design, testing and manufacturing, product recall, shipping, juggle
Transcript
"Project meeting" "I'll have to cut a few corners because of your bungling of the budget process." "If we skip design, prototype, testing and manufacturing, we can afford the product recall." "We'll save on shipping, too." "Is bungle the same as juggle?"
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Wednesday June 02,
2004
Tags ergophobia, fear of work, abnoraml, discover new words, about self
Transcript
"I got a bad case of ergophobia. It's an abnormal and persistent fear of work." "Isn't everything about you a little abnormal and persistent?" "Yeah, but Im still delighted when I discover new words for me."
Tuesday June 15,
2004
Tags invoice, preferred vendor system, quality product, scowl, small biuinessman
Transcript
I may be a small businessman but I can provide a quality product to your company. The Boss: I'll ask alice to show you how to get into our referred vendor system. Alice: He can already invoice! Wally: he has your scowl.
Tuesday June 29,
2004
Thursday July 01,
2004
Tags stalking new hire, date tomorrow, employee orientation, workplace hazards
Transcript
Alice: hows your stalking of the new hire going? Wally: we have a date for tomorrow. Alice: She's in an employee orientation meeting today. wally: Uh - oh. Module four is about identifying workplace hazards.
Saturday July 24,
2004
Tags marketing, dumpster diving, feral, product specs, feral employee, business
Transcript
The feral employee Marketing wouldn't give me the product specs. So I made this face and rifled through their dumpster. and you found the product specs? French fry.
Wednesday August 04,
2004
Tags viosnary executives, block of wood, foresee good numbers, new glasses
Transcript
"Optometrist for Visionary Executives" "Look through this block of wood." "Is this better or worse?" "Better." "I forsee forty quarters of growth." "Hey, new glasses?"
Tuesday August 17,
2004
Tags product designer, function, design, everything, quality, news, emotional impact, hard to look at
Transcript
"Product designer" Dogbert: "Function means nothing. Design is everything." "Quality is yesterday's news. Today we focus on the emotional impact of the product." Dilbert: "But it still needs quality, right?" Dogbert: "You are so-o-o-o hard to look at."
Wednesday August 18,
2004
Tags product designer, success, best artists, design professionals, ate crayons, intruders
Transcript
Product designer Dogbert: Good design is essential to you success. Thats why I empty only the best artists and design professionals. Who ate all the crayons again?! Ratbert: Intruders?
Thursday August 19,
2004
Tags product design, consumer electronics, form emotional bond, ego influenced, design process
Transcript
Product designer Dogbert: I bring you the future of product design for consumer electronics. Dogbert: Behold Natures perfect shape! your customers will form and emotional bond, Dilbert: Do you think your ego influenced the design process? The boss: Its wagging. Dogbert: Bah!


