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The Moron Option

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The Moron Option - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags business, technology, corporate rule, vendor, accounts receivable, 30 days, pay, payment, exception, moron

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dilbert: our corporate rule is that we won't do business with any vendor who does not give us at least 30 days to pay. dilbert: but we can get the same product for half the price if we go with the vendor who wants payment immediately. should we make an obvious exception here or be morons? boss: i think you're under-valuing the moron options.

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Traumatic Story

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Traumatic Story - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Tags mental health, sales, sales personnel, business, technology, salesman, traumatic, experience, child, story, relate, manipulate, emotions, short-circuit, critical, thinking

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salesman in meeting: before i tell you about our newest product, i'd like to tell you a story about a traumatic experience i had as a child. wally: is your story related to the topic, or is it just an excuse to yammer about something that happened to you? salesman: i'm trying to manipulaye your emotions to short-circuit your critical thinking. wally: okay. carry on.

Problem With The Product

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Problem With The Product - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Product Causes Harm

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Product Causes Harm - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Product Complaint

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Product Complaint - Dilbert by Scott Adams