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964 Results for Asok
View 31 - 40 results for Asok comic strips. Discover the best "Asok" comics from Dilbert.com.
Thursday February 25,
2016
Asok The Uber Driver
Tags driver, taxi, ride share, rideshare, money, compensation, wages
Transcript
Asok: Today is my first day as an Uber driver. I love the flexibility! I only have to work 75 hours a week and can pay my rent. Man: With plenty left over? Asok: Are you going to finish that sandwich?
Friday February 26,
2016
Asok Asks For His Job Back
Tags driver, money, taxi, ride share, rideshare, disillusionment
Transcript
Asok: I'm here to beg for my job back. Driving for Uber was less glamorous than I'd hoped. My mental health and my bladder have been stretched to their limits. Boss: Maybe we could discuss this over a tiled floor area.
Saturday February 27,
2016
Asok Remembers Being An Uber Driver
Monday February 29,
2016
Asok Has Tasted The Sweet Freedom Of Uber
Tags experience, guest artist, introspection, john glynn, wisdom
Transcript
Asok: Now that I have tasted the sweet freedom of being an Uber driver, how can I go back to this life? Wally: Try looking deep within yourself, Asok. Asok: You are even wiser than usual. Wally: You'll need a flashlight and yoga lessons.
Thursday March 10,
2016
Asok Negotiates With Boss
Tags compensation, haggle, money, negotiating, negotiation, obliviousness, salary, trick, eric scott
Transcript
Asok: I demand a ten-million-dollar raise! Boss: Nice try! Every idiot knows that's your opening offer to set an anchor. Asok: I will settle for half of it. Boss: You'll take 30 percent of that, and not a penny more!
Saturday March 12,
2016
Asok Is The Only Good Negotiator
Tags accuse, eric scott, haggle, lable, money, negotiating, negotiation, racism, racist, raise, guest artist
Transcript
Asok: Did you both negotiate huge raises with our boss the way I did? Dilbert and Wally: No. Dilbert: Apparently, you're the only good negotiator in the department. Asok: Are you being racist? Dilbert: I will give you $1,000 to never say that about me again.
Monday March 14,
2016
Asok Meets His Equal
Tags accuse, label, racist, sexist, negotiation, clever, outsmart, money, salary
Transcript
Asok: I love being the best negotiator in the entire department. Alice: You're not. Asok: Are you being racist? Alice: Are you being sexist? Asok: I have met my equal. Alice: Tell your equal I said hi when you pull your head out of it.
Saturday July 23,
2016
Asok Is An Introvert
Tags introversion, introvert, loneliness, social situation
Transcript
Dilbert: Do you have plans for the weekend? Asok: No, I"m an introvert. I'll probably experience despair and loneliness while being jealous of people who have substance abuse problems. Dilbert: Yeah, me too. Asok: This conversation is dragging on too long.
Monday August 15,
2016
Asok Learns To Rank Priorities
Tags priorities, Advice, hate, misanthrope, misanthropy, organization
Transcript
Asok: I'm overworked because I don't know how to set priorities. Alice: Try ranking your tasks by how much you hate the people who asked for your help. Asok: What if I don't hate anyone? Alice: That problem solves itself over time.
Friday November 04,
2016
Asok Approves
Tags desperate, desperation, intern, subordinate, value, importance
Transcript
Asok: I hear you need everyone's buy-in to proceed with your project. Dilbert: Everyone except you. No one cares what interns think. Asok: May I please approve it so I feel alive? Dilbert: Well... okay. But you owe me one.


