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108 Results for Ridiculous
View 31 - 40 results for ridiculous comic strips. Discover the best "Ridiculous" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday March 21,
2007
Tuesday April 01,
2008
Tags coffe maker, aggressive, machine, contraption, big, metal, fierce, ridiculous
Transcript
Wally: You must be the new coffee machine. Thoop! It's aggressive, but I like that in my coffee makers."
Tuesday February 03,
2009
Tags interview, job, hanging, ridiculous, humiliation, business
Transcript
Dogbert says, "In your first round of interviews we tested your reaction to humiliation and small arms fire." Dogbert says, "In round two I will test your ability to keep company secrets." Ratbert says, "When are you going to tell him this is a courtesy interview?" Dilbert says, "What?"
Thursday February 05,
2009
Tags sales, economy, ridiculous, business
Transcript
Dilbert in sales Salesman says, "We had to be more creative because of the soft economy." Salesman says, "now we kill our customers and replace them with body doubles who place big orders." Customer says, "Who's the handsome new sales guy?" Salesman says, "He's you in about ten minutes."
Thursday February 19,
2009
Tags meeting, ridiculous, explanation, business
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Sorry I'm late. My company cut the travel budget so I had to hitch a ride with a serial killer." Dilbert says, "He took me to an abandoned slaughterhouse. I knocked him out with a hambone, stole his truck and drove directly here." Man says, "All I heard was 'Blah, blah, blah, I'm late.'" Dilbert says, "Don't make me get my hambone."
Saturday February 21,
2009
Tags economy, ridiculous, fear
Transcript
Tree says, "The economy scared me so badly that I turned into a tree." Dilbert says, "What?" Tree says, "It's the same as a blind person developing better hearing." Tree says, "When you're stealing cat food from convenience stores, I'll be living large on rainwater."
Friday April 17,
2009
Tags presentation, theory, ridiculous, avoiding, economy
Transcript
Company Economist Man says, "The economy will either recover ot not." Man says, "Unless time itself is an illusion, in which case all matter is either stationary or imagined." Man says, "I'd take questions, but I'm not entirely sure you're real."
Thursday April 30,
2009
Tags proposition, marriage, ridiculous, confused, reading, explanation, relationships
Transcript
Alice says, "I crunched the numbers, and it makes sense for us to get married." Alice says, "I can maintain my lifestyle if you live in the closet and your only hobby is cleaning my house when I'm gone." Alice says, "If that doesn't work, I can insure the bejeezus out of you and hope for the best." Dilbert says, "The best?"
Thursday May 07,
2009
Tags bragging, saving, money, talking, ridiculous
Transcript
Topper Dilbert says, "I'm painting my own house to save money." Topper says, "That's nothing!" Topper says, "I had spider glands trasplanted into my body so I can make my own silk garments." Dilbert says, "That doesn't seem?" Topper says, "Who wants mittens?!"
Thursday May 21,
2009
Tags new employee, spreadsheet, yelling, pain, bored, ridiculous
Transcript
The MBA guy Man says, "I put together a spreadsheet that might interest you." The boss says, "Ow! Ow! It's so boring, it hurts my head!" The boss says, "My brain is trying to escape through my ear!" Man says, "I get this a lot."


