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View 31 - 40 results for secret comic strips. Discover the best "Secret" comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday December 10,
2001
Tags innovative design firm, observe methods, steal from them, secret, hiring smart people, involves easles
Transcript
The Boss addresses a meeting, "We've hired the world's most innovative design firm." The Boss continues, "We'll observe their successful methods and steal them for our own. Heh Heh Heh." Dilbert turns to The Boss and says, "Maybe their secret is hiring smart people." The Boss responds, "I'm hoping it involves easels."
Friday January 03,
2003
Tags reporter, dump garbage inparks, 20 years, spreading, secret
Transcript
Carol approaches The Boss and says, "A reporter wants to see you." Carol continues, "He claims we've been delivering all of our garbage to the local park for twenty years." Carol asks, "How is that even possible?" The Boss replies, "The secret is in the spreading."
Thursday January 30,
2003
Tags excellent visibility, secret, created mindless replica, totally real
Transcript
Dilbert and his Visibuddy are both sitting at one computer. The Boss approaches and says, "Your visibility has been excellent lately. What's your secret?" Dilbert turns and responds, "I created a mindless replica to attend meetings. He has no personality whatsoever." The Boss exclaims, "Wow! You look totally real." The Visibuddy responds, " Hee hee! Burn, dude."
Wednesday February 19,
2003
Tags 100 hrs a week, ask for raise, top secret facilit, super genius, resume, honest, take one, know one
Transcript
An interviewee says to The Boss, "If you hire me, I'll work a hundred hours a week and never ask for a raise!" The interviewee continues, "I went to school at a top-secret facility for super geniuses; that's why it's not on my resume." The Boss says to Catbert, "And I'm sure it's all true because he says he's honest!" Catbert replies, "Apparently it doesn't take one to know one."
Saturday August 02,
2003
Tags pointy haired, takeover, should report, secret got out, extra money
Transcript
"Our goal is nothing less than a complete takeover of pointy-haired Carl's software division." "We'll start secretly doing their jobs in addition to our own. Then I'll argue that they should report to me." "Hypothetically, if the secret got out, would we stop working twice as hard for no extra money?"
Monday May 17,
2004
Tags secret society, executive secretaries, subjugation, humiliation, misery, afternoon, schedule
Transcript
"Today is the day that the secret society of executive secretaries takes over the world." "Carol, what's on my schedule this morning?" "Subjugation, humiliation and misery! Ha ha ha!" "How's the afternoon."
Tuesday May 18,
2004
Tags carol, secreatry, secret society, executive secreataries, rule the world, own secreatries, Women, meeting, take over the world, evil overlords, business
Transcript
Carol: welcome to the secret society of executive secretaries. Today we will wrest power from our evil overlords! Tomorrow we'll rule the world! Then connie pointed out that we'd need our own secretaries and the whole thing fell apart.
Friday August 06,
2004
Tags mullet head, nickname, everyine call, behind back, secret nick name, long in back
Transcript
carol: "Hey, mullet-head, this is for you." "What did you call me?" "Oops. I used the secret nickname that everyone in the office has for you." "My work here is done." "It's just a little long in the back!"
Sunday April 11,
1999
Tags information promised, ignored request, squadron, military squirrels, plausible lie, giant military squirrels, secret lair
Transcript
Wally and Dilbert are walking down the hall. Dilbert says, "There's Ted. He never sent me the information he promised." Wally and Dilbert stop when they come up to Ted. Dilbert asks, "Why have you ignored my request, Ted?" Ted says, "I was killed by a squadron of giant military squirrels." Wally tells Dilbert, that "He doesn't respect you enough to tell a plausible lie." Dilbert screams, "I demand a PLAUSIBLE lie!" Ted responds, "Okay, maybe I WASN'T killed by giant military squirrels." Ted continues, "But I WAS imprisoned in their secret lair at the center of the earth." Wally and Dilbert are walking away. Wally: "You can't prove that one either way." Dilbert: "He did say it was a "secret" lair."
Thursday August 18,
2005
Tags topper versus alice, secret government, sleep deprived, slept since febraury, punch, rip head, vulgar
Transcript
Topper versus Alice "I didn't get much sleep last night." "That's nothing." "I'm part of a secret government test on sleep deprivation. I haven't slept since February." "I so want to punch you right now." "That's nothing. I'll rip off my own head and make me eat it."


