Dilbert: I'm worried that we designed our product to be too addictive. Now we're more like a disease than a consumer product. Boss: Will you stop talking like that if I give you a raise? Dilbert: It's worth a try.
The Boss: we found awn offensive tweet you sent seven years ago.
Dilbert: Its only offensive if you have poor reading comprehension and no sense of humor.
The boss: I find it offensive.
Dilbert: I think we're on the same page here/
boss: i object to your twitter profile. it says... "my tweets are smart and useful, so obviously they do not represent my employer."
Wally chocking on coffee: smorph!
dilbert pointing: now see what you did to wally.