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69 Results for Complain
View 31 - 40 results for complain comic strips. Discover the best "Complain" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday October 10,
2007
Tags new guy, huge wesel, new hires, credible, complin, stop doing, stop working
Transcript
Wally: The new guy is a huge weasel. Don't believe anything he says. The Boss: "You say that about all the new hires so they won't seem credible when they complain about you." Wally: "I'll stop doing it when it stops working."
Saturday January 26,
2008
Tags job interview, fat and lazy, safe working, thrive on abuse, complain, remove tongue, begging, desparate
Transcript
Albanian: If you hire me, I will do all the jobs that the people born in this country are too fat and lazy to do. I don't require a safe working environment, and I thrive on abuse! The Boss: Do you complain much?" Albanian: I'll remove my own tongue and give it to you in a pickle jar for boss's day.
Thursday December 18,
2008
Tags complain, garbage, job, trash, new assignment, troll in charge, legacy systems, shouldn't complain, economy, free bag of garbage, business
Transcript
Dilbert: My new assignment is "troll in charge of the legacy systems." I guess I shouldn't complain. I'm lucky to have a job in this economy. Garbageman: Would a free bag of garbage make you feel better? Dilbert: A little.
Wednesday March 10,
2010
Tags angry, annoyed, complain, feng shui, lobby, mirror, workplace energy, desk, angle, give the finger, flip the bird, chi
Transcript
Wally says, "Who's the idiot that put a mirror in the lobby? That's bad Feng Shui." Wally says, "I keep trying to work, but all of our workplace energy is getting reflected right back out to the sidewalk." Wally says, "And the way your desk is angled is totally flipping me the chi bird!"
Tuesday April 27,
2010
Monday May 17,
2010
Tags mordac, preventer of information services, upgrade computer, vampire, evil smile, panic, caveman, complain, costumes
Transcript
Mordac the Preventer of Information Services Mordac says, "It's time for your operating system upgrade." Dilbert says, "Gaaa!" Dilbert says, "Please don't! My CMS software won't work with the new operating system. I'll be a technology have-not!" The Boss says, "It's never good when they wear costumes to complain." Dilbert says, "Ooga"
Tuesday August 31,
2010
Tags new job, double workload, hold papers, complain, exaggerate, sit in chair
Transcript
Alice says, "Did I tell you I'm doing two jobs now?" Dilbert says, "About a million times." Dilbert says, "You've complained about it so much that it's like a song I can't get out of my head." Alice says, "I only found out yesterday." Dilbert says, "I'm trying to get ahead of it."
Tuesday September 21,
2010
Tags new product, front, meeting, block of wood, cell phone, network, cool, business, technology
Transcript
Dogbert says, "Our new product is a useless block of wood." Dogbert says, "When customers complain that it won't make phone calls, we'll blame the network." The Boss says, "Who would want? whoa, this is cool." Dogbert says, "You'd be lucky to have one."
Thursday October 14,
2010
Tags consult, customer data, complain, sell, identity thieves, foot in mouth, check
Transcript
Man says, "Customers are complaining that we sold their personal data." Man says, "And apparently all of the buyers were identity thieves." The Boss says, "That's impossible. We checked every buyer's ident? oh."
Monday May 09,
2011
Tags annoyance, death & dying, health insurance, advance health care, directive, kill me directive
Transcript
Dogbert: Here's the first draft of an advance health care directive I wrote for you. Dilbert: "Kill me if I have a headache. Kill me if I'm itchy. Kill me if I complain too much." I might have some edits. Dogbert: There's your complaining again!

