Computer Chip Comic Strips - Page 4

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

640 Results for Computer Chip

View 31 - 40 results for computer chip comic strips. Discover the best "Computer Chip" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 16, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #stayed, #late, #playing, #computer, #tired, #resisting

View Transcript

Transcript

A police officer stands in Dilbert's door and says, "I have a report that you stayed up late playing with your computer . . ." The officer continues, "Instead of going to sleep like you're supposed to." Dilbert responds, "I wasn't tired." Dilbert stands with his arms and legs spread. The officer frisks Dilbert and says, "He was resisting a rest."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 21, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #nurse, #Dogbert, #laptop, #computer, #before

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: I missed my Doctor's appointment. Can I reschedule it? Nurse: Why did you miss it? Dilbert: I was sick. Nurse: Yeah, like I haven't heard that one before.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 06, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #andy, #android, #computer, #absurdity, #existential crisis

View Transcript

Transcript

Andy the Android: As an android, I wonder how humans cope with the absurdity and utter futility of their meaningless lives. Was it something I said?

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share April 15, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #program, #predicts, #cost, #college, #rise, #twenty, #percent, #year, #orthodontia, #haircuts, #norway

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert sits at his desk working on his computer. Dilbert says, "My program predicts that the cost of college will rise twenty percent a year . . ." Dilbert continues, "Now, throw in the cost of orthodontia and haircuts . . ." Dilbert reads a printout and says to Dogbert, "I can either have a child or buy Norway . . ."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share May 31, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #computer, #shakespeare, #history, #greece, #technology, #dog

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert says to Dogbert, "This is my new optical disk player for the computer." Dilbert plugs the disk player into his computer and continues, "Now I can instantly access the works of Shakespeare or study the history of Greece!" Dogbert asks, "How often do you need to do that?" Dilbert asks, "You just don't understand technology, do you?" Dogbert answers, "I'm just a dog."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 13, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #dilemma, #company, #discouraging, #drug, #use, #constitutional, #rights, #straightest, #path, #mud, #rationalize

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert sits in his chair and says to Dogbert, "It's an ethical dilemma . . . I support my company's goal of discouraging drug use, but the random drug testing policy is a violation of my constitutional rights." Dilbert continues, "I'll get fired if I refuse the test. What is the ethical thing to do?" Dogbert replies, "Hack into their computer and change your Boss's test results." Dilbert sits at his computer and says, "Sometimes the straightest path is through the mud." Dogbert says, "Good, rationalize it with an obtuse metaphor."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 14, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #the boss, #employee, #drug, #testing, #program, #turning, #positive, #Classic, #symptoms

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, Wally and a woman, "I'm discontinuing the employee drug testing program . . ." The Boss shows Dilbert a document and says, "Because my own tests keep turning out positive . . . Which makes me suspect that some wise guy has tampered with the medical computer." Dilbert says, "Denial and paranoia . . . Classic symptoms." Wally asks, "Is he 'high' right now?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share June 19, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #Dogbert, #star, #lies, #money, #lawsuits, #angry, #tabloid, #devoted, #computer, #online

View Transcript

Transcript

Dogbert stands on a desk chair typing while Dilbert looks over his shoulder. Dogbert says, "I'm starting my own tabloid newspaper, the 'Dogbert Star.'" Dogbert explains, "All of the stories will be sensational lies about me . . . That way I'll save money on lawsuits." Dogbert types, "An angry Dogbert denied that his ego was so big he started a tabloid devoted entirely to himself."

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share July 09, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #access, #news, #personal, #computer, #wrong, #paper, #article, #newspaper, #picture

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert says to Wally, "I just read that in a few years you will be able to access all of the news and information of the world from your personal computer." Dilbert continues, "You probably saw the same article in today's paper." Wally replies, "I don't read a paper." Dilbert thinks as he walks away, "What's wrong with this picture?"

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 31, 1991's comic on:


Tags #Dilbert, #concern, #terminal, #radiation, #air, #bags, #time, #computer

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "We've addressed your concern about the potential safety hazard of computer terminal radiation." An air bag explodes out of a computer monitor and knocks Dilbert off his feet. Dilbert lies in a hole in the wall. A scientist with a clipboard says, "Air bags -- their time has come."