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58 Results for Dangerous
View 31 - 40 results for dangerous comic strips. Discover the best "Dangerous" comics from Dilbert.com.
Sunday February 08,
2004
Tags buff bufferman, rock climbing, blizzards, pair of eacles, leap off, gran legs, raging river, white water, keyboard, hunched over
Transcript
The Boss: "Dilbert, meet your new coworker, Buff Bufferman." "Tell Dilbert what you do for fun." Buff: "I like to go rock climbing during blizzards." The boss: "Escape." Buff: "At the top, I wait for a pair of eagles to fly by. Then I leap off and grab them by the legs." "The eagles slow my descent to the raging river below." "I try to land on a floating log and surf the white water all the way home." Dilbert: "I use a key-board." Buff: "Isn't that dangerous?" Dilbert: "Sometimes I type all hunched over." "Ow! Ow! It hurts to hear it!"
Thursday February 26,
2004
Tags dance with death, secreatry, desk, work to early grave, first to drop, good morning, first thing, competition, resentment, anger
Transcript
Carol: "Well, look who came back to dance with death." "Once again you will try to work me to an early grave and I will book you on dangerous business trips." "Who will be the first to drop? Who?" The boss: "What ever happened to 'good morning'?"
Friday May 27,
2005
Tags wife and kids, exercising, eating right, sounds dangerous, defibrilator
Transcript
Dilbert: Milt you have a wife and kids. How do you find time to do everything you need to do? Milt: I had to give up a few things, such as exercising and eating healthy food. Dilbert: Thats sounds dangerous. Milt: Nah, The kids are trained to use the defibrillator.
Tuesday June 21,
2005
Tags fearless adventurer, chief financial iofficer, bungee cord
Transcript
It's good P.R. for the company when the CEO is a fearless adventurer. "Sounds dangerous." "Don't worry. I've asked chief financial officeer to be in charge of safety." "Okay who estimated the length of the bungee cord?"
Saturday February 11,
2006
Transcript
"I heard that you're a certified project management zombie. Is that true?" "I'm an assertive and innovative professional, experienced in project and operations management methodology and process development." "He didn't seem dangerous." "I just sat through a three-hour project review meeting."
Tuesday February 27,
2007
Tags employees, asbestos, ceiling, wasn't dangerous, hazmat suit, not fair, judge, clothes, business, legal
Transcript
The Boss: The employees are getting all whiney about the asbestos in the ceiling." "I told them it wasn't dangerous, but apparently I'm not credible in this HazMat suit." "I don't think it's fair that they judge me by my clothes."
Tuesday February 17,
2009
Tags budget, rejection, travel, dangerous
Transcript
Finance trolls Finance troll says, "Your request for airline travel is denied. We don't have the budget for that." Finance troll says, "Company policy requires you to hitchhike with alleged killers and not offer to pay for gas." Dilbert says, "Well, at least things can't get worse." finance troll says, "Apparently you don't know what 'Alleged' means."
Wednesday February 18,
2009
Tags driving, traveling, angry, dangerous
Transcript
Dilbert says, "Thanks for the ride. My company cut back on the travel budget." Driver says, "Do you mind if we stop at an abandoned slaughterhouse that's miles from civilization?" Dilbert says, "A little." Driver says, "Are you trying to make me angry?"
Saturday April 25,
2009
Tags flash, camera, danger, death, injury, medical
Transcript
Dilbert says, "The flash on our smart phone prototype is so strong that it's dangerous." The boss says, "I'd better show this to our CEO." Dilbert says, "Is that really a good idea?" Dogbert says, "Now pose with Ted so I can get a group shot."
Monday September 14,
2009
Tags sitting, talking, meeting, idea, changing, greed, dangerous, mean, cruel, business
Transcript
Dogbert the CEO Dogbert says, "We need to make our pricing plan more confusing." Dogbert says, "And change our packaging to that hard plastic that always cuts the consumes' hands." Dogbert says, "I've been in a bad mood since everyone started talking about capping my excessive pay."


