Dilbert: We need your help making a decision. Jeff doesn't understand my product strategy because he isn't an engineer. And I don't understand any of his marketing nonsense. That's why we came to you.
Boss: Because I understand both marketing and engineering?
Dilbert: No, it's because you don't understand either one. We didn't have a coin to flip, and your decisions are totally random, so...
Boss: Maybe you could describe the situation.
Dilbert: I don't see how that helps.
tina: it feels as if the days are going by faster lately.
dilbert: that's because we're a computer simulation that just got a software upgrade.
tina: there's really nothing you can't ruin with that nonsense, is there?
dilbert: i hear that a lot.