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38 Results for Rude
View 31 - 38 results for rude comic strips. Discover the best "Rude" comics from Dilbert.com.
Wednesday October 18,
2017
Boss Doesn't Understand A Word Of It
Tags presentation, rude, polite, etiquette, comprehension
Transcript
Dilbert: And that's my presentation. What do you think? Boss: I didn't understand a word of it. Dilbert: You could have mentioned that an hour ago. Boss: Didn't want to rude.
Monday April 02,
2018
Spare Time
Wednesday November 27,
2019
Flag Me When You Are Done
Tags office work, flag, burden, rude, business
Transcript
dogbert: i find it a burden to listen to you. maybe you could wave this flag to signal when you are done talking just in case i want to say something. dilbert: you are very rude. dogbert: flag me when you are done with whatever this is.
Sunday December 29,
2019
Searching On A Phone
Tags office workers, communication, phone, protocol, task, rude, technology, insult, fake
Transcript
tina: i have something funny to show you. just give me a minute to find it on my phone. dilbert thinking: what's the protocol in this situation? should i just sit here and stare at her pawing at her phone? i can't talk because she's focused on her task. and it would be rude to walk away. would it be an insult to look at my own phone and mentally check out from this useless interaction? tina: ah! i found it! dilbert: okay, good. tina: wait, that's not the right one. dilbert: is this why people fake their own deaths?
Wednesday November 18,
2020
Information From Carl
Tags office workers, colleagues, rude, mumble, ignorance, information, business, stalk, cubicle, layers
Transcript
Tina: i almost got some information from carl. i stalked him to his cubicle and penetrated his outer defense of rudeness. but i never broke through his mumble layer. dilbert: wait until you get to his ignorance layer.
Wednesday December 30,
2020
Important Context
Tags business, communication, office, office workers, sarcasm, question, answer, context, rude, interrupt
Transcript
alice: why are you looking at your phone while i'm answering your question? dilbert: because our answer has nothing to do with my question, but i didn't want to be rude and interrupt you. alice: i'm giving important context. dilbert: text me when that part is done.
Friday March 26,
2021
Shelves Are Ugly
Tags business, technology, video call, background, attractive, shelf, lawn mower, gym, human, decency, rude, laptop
Transcript
Dilbert on video call. voice from laptop: what's that behind you on the shelf? can't you make your background more attractive? dilbert: if we're being that way, who cuts your hair? your lawn mower? voice from laptop: did your gym go out of business? dilbert: i already miss our last shred of human decency.
Tuesday April 20,
2021
Zooming Right
Tags business, sarcasm, technology, video call, adjustments, camera, nose, lighting, lightbulb, beard, audio, idea, rude, laptop
Transcript
alice: can you adjust your camera so i'm not looking up your nose? okay, now can you adjust your lighting so you don't look like a lightbulb with a beard? voice from laptop: how's my audio? alice: it's as good as your ideas.
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