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33 Results for Shoot
View 31 - 33 results for shoot comic strips. Discover the best "Shoot" comics from Dilbert.com.
Tuesday March 20,
2018
Temperature Court
Tags thermostat, temperature, hot, cold, office, office workers, disagreement
Transcript
Dogbert: Welcome to temperature court. One of you has frozen appendages and one of you is burning up. But only one temperature can rule the office. I rule that the thermostat must be set at exactly 72 degrees. Dilbert: Noooo!!! Alice: Shoot me!
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Monday October 01,
2018
Use Company Products
Tags Dilbert, the boss, Wally, asok, alice, attention, products, required, use, bad, sign
Transcript
The Boss: It has come to my attention that none of you use the products we make. From now on you are all required to use our products. Asok: Aaaarg!!! Dilbert: Shoot me. The Boss: That's a bad sign. Wally: Nooo!!!
Saturday May 08,
2021
Work From Home Or Office
Tags business, technology, video call, office, work from home, home, quit, shoot, dead, mistake, happiness
Transcript
boss on video call. boss: how many of you would prefer going back to work in the office instead of working at home? voices from laptop: i'd rather be dead. i quit. shoot me. boss walking in living room thinking: i knew it was a mistake to let them taste happiness.
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