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40 Results for Sleeping
View 31 - 40 results for sleeping comic strips. Discover the best "Sleeping " comics from Dilbert.com.
Monday February 17,
2014
Tags managers & supervisors, sleeping & waking up, get up at 4am, successful people do, power nap, sound sbetter, than looks, business
Transcript
Boss: I got up at 4 a.m. because I heard it's what successful people do. Power nap! Wally: This sort of thing always sounds better than it looks.
Tuesday February 18,
2014
Tags ignorance (knowledge), sleeping & waking up, five hours of sleep, sleep deprivation, lowers intelligence, 1000% raise
Transcript
Boss: I'm training myself to get by on five hours of sleep per night. Carol: Studies show that sleep deprivation lowers your functional intelligence. Boss: Not it not be doesn't. Carol? Can I have a thousand percent raise?
Sunday February 26,
2017
Tags wages, cost of living, raise, money, rent, apartment, roommate, space
Transcript
Asok: I need a raise because the cost of living around here is too high. Boss: Stop being greedy. I pay you plenty. Asok: I can't even afford to rent an apartment. Boss: Get some roommates. Asok: I can't afford that either. I've been sleeping on a baby changing table in a public restroom. And the janitor has been charging me $3,000 per month for that. Boss: How wide is the baby changing table? Asok: Not wide enough for a roommate. Boss: Well, I'm out of ideas.
Monday April 17,
2017
Wally Volunteers For Vr Project
Tags vr, virtual reality, nap, sleeping, work, laziness, work ethic, deception
Transcript
Wally: I'd like to work on the VR headset project on top of my other duties. Boss: That's weird. You've never volunteered for extra work before. Wally: People change. Boss: Or not.
Tuesday April 18,
2017
Wally's Sleep Vr
Tags vr, virtual reality, sleeping, nap, deception, technology
Transcript
Wally: I wrote a VR program that creates the illusion you are asleep. Watch me demonstrate. ZZZZZ. CEO: How long should I watch?
Thursday May 09,
2019
Keyboard Tapping
Tags boss, business, office, office workers, sleeping, multi-task
Transcript
the boss: why do i hear a keyboard tapping every time i'm talking? click, click, click. alice: i have to multi-task when you talk, just to stay awake. the boss: please stop doing that. alice: okay... - zzzzzz-zzzzzz-zzz...
Wednesday May 29,
2019
Never Stop Dreaming
Tags business, sleeping, inspirational quotes, Dilbert, boss
Transcript
the boss: i printed out some inspirational slogans to motivate you. the boss: the first one is "never stop dreaming." wally: zzzz-zzzz.
Thursday May 30,
2019
If You Can Dream
Saturday October 19,
2019
Dilbert Is Bad At Reading Faces
Tags business, office workers, psychology, over sleeping, pancakes, hungry
Transcript
dilbert: i'm not good at reading faces. what does that one mean? man: it means i'm mad at myself for over sleeping and having to rush to work, so i hate your guts. dilbert: oh. i was guessing it was something about pancakes. probably because i'm hungry.
Wednesday June 22,
2022
Sleeping Pills
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