Another Goatee Comic Strips - Page 4

You can also use "quotes" and & to narrow down results.

373 Results for Another Goatee

View 31 - 40 results for another goatee comic strips. Discover the best "Another Goatee" comics from Dilbert.com.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 03, 2014's comic on:


Tags #baked products, #coaches & coaching, #stress, #will power is finite, #cake for lunch, #coaching session, #long hours

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: Studies say willpower is finite. If you use it for one thing, you have less for another. So if it feels hard to work long hours, without any reward, try eating cake for lunch. Wally: How'd your coaching session go? Dilbert: For once, it wasn't all bad.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 17, 2013's comic on:


Tags #honesty, #under informed, #less clever, #good point, #another direction, #boss meeting

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: You didn't handle this the way I told you. Dilbert: In my defense, you're under-informed and less clever than me. I was hoping he'd say, "Good point," but it went another direction.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share October 06, 2013's comic on:


Tags #complaining, #obstinacy, #peer coaching, #trendy, #complain, #insightful questions, #cause problems, #respoinsible

View Transcript

Transcript

Alice: Who's up for some peer coaching? Dilbert: What? Alice: It's the latest thing. Dilbert: Then it must be good. Alice: I'll complain about all of my work problems while you sit there and listen. Then you'll ask insightful questions that will cause me to come up with my own solutions. Dilbert: Okay. Have you considered the possibility that you cause all of your own problems by um... being you? Alice: You're terrible at this But that's not surprise because you're terrible at most things. I hope you die badly. Dilbert: Do I ask another insightful question now?

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share September 03, 2013's comic on:


Tags #fear, #surprise, #underwear, #interruption, #sphicter, #scared, #shitless

View Transcript

Transcript

Coworker: Alice, do you have a... Alice: Gaaa!!! My day has been one interruption after another! Coworker: You made my sphincter eat my underpants! Alice: Yeah, I do that now.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share March 19, 2013's comic on:


Tags #didn't read, #email, #improve communication, #long rambling email, #someone else, #meeting, #business

View Transcript

Transcript

The Boss: Did everyone read about how to improve our communication? Dilbert: Was it a long rambling email that stumbled from one barely coherent point to another? The Boss: That one must have been from someone else. Dilbert: Good because I didn't read it.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share February 03, 2013's comic on:


Tags #anger, #angry, #hateful creature, #hope, #interviews, #job interview, #managers & supervisors, #monster, #optimisim, #smile, #toxic work place, #business

View Transcript

Transcript

Boss: You remind me of another young person I hired years ago. She was full of hope and optimism and she wore a permanent smile. Her name was Alice. As time passed, she devolved into an angry, hateful creature. No one knows what caused it. Interviewee: How long did it take? Boss: About a week. Interviewee: Apparently, you're a monster who creates a toxic workplace and you lack the self-awareness to realize it! Boss: Someone broke your record. Alice: Shut up.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share January 25, 2013's comic on:


Tags #conversation, #engineers, #paternity leave, #hopsital, #hesitate to ask, #not helpful

View Transcript

Transcript

Coworker: I assigned three more engineers to help on your project. One is on paternity leave, one is in the hospital, and one doesn't start for another month. If there's anything else you need, please hesitate to ask.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share December 14, 2012's comic on:


Tags #meetings, #work ethic, #to do list, #useless meeting, #busy work, #power point slides, #productivity today

View Transcript

Transcript

Dilbert: Let's see what's on my "to do" list for today. Useless meeting... busywork... make misleading PowerPoint slides... and another useless meeting. Dogbert: How was your productivity today? Dilbert: I know you're mocking me.

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 11, 2012's comic on:


Tags #lifesaving, #office workers, #interns, #accident, #organs harvested, #to save intern

View Transcript

Transcript

Asok: I know it feels unimportant to be an intern to another intern, but if I ever get into a serious accident then... Coworker: I would step into your job? Asok: I was going to say your organs will be harvested to save me, but now you've made it awkward. Coworker: Sorry!

Thank you for voting.
 - Dilbert by Scott Adams

Share August 10, 2012's comic on:


Tags #cruelty, #office workers, #unpaid intern, #resort fee, #work experience, #zips eyeholes, #leather hood

View Transcript

Transcript

Tina: Are you the new upaid intern? Coworker: No, but that's what I aspire to be. I'm merely an intern to another intern. And I pay a resort fee just to use the restroom. Tina: At least you get valuable work experience. Coworker: Until he zips the eyeholes on the leather hood I wear in meetings.