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182 Results for Important
View 31 - 40 results for important comic strips. Discover the best "Important" comics from Dilbert.com.
Saturday April 26,
2014
Tags Dilbert, introductions, name recall, memory, remember imporatance, forgetful, insignificant
Transcript
Randy: Hey, Dilbert. We met last week. Dilbert: We did? I only try to remember things that might be important. Everything else I flush. Randy: My name is Randy. Dilbert: *flush*
Tuesday April 22,
2014
Tags managers & supervisors, travel budget freeze, technical problems, fiancail targets, satisfying customers, sounds bad, said outloud, business
Transcript
Dilbert: I need an exception to the travel budget freeze so I can fix an important customer's technical problem. Boss: No, because arbitrary financial targets are more important than satisfying customers. Wait... why does that sound bad when I say it out lout? Dilbert: If it makes you feel better, I wasn't listening.
Monday March 17,
2014
Tags work ethic, brain wash, company profits, more imprtant, employers engagement, 12 hour days, work for money
Transcript
Catbert: I'm going to brainwash you to believe company profits are more important than your health. It's called "employee engagement," and it will make you work 12-hour days while thinking you enjoy every minute of it. Dilbert: Can I just work for money? Catbert: Why are you being a jerk about this?
Saturday February 01,
2014
Tags basket cases, bottom dollar, dysfunction, mentor, new hire, office equipment, office robot, human life, less important
Transcript
Boss: I need someone to mentor our new hire, but every one of you is dysfunctional. So I'm having our office robot do the mentoring. It can't be worse than you basket cases. Employee: So... human life is less important than office equipment? Robot: Far less. It's not even close.
Tuesday January 28,
2014
Tags obliviousness, terrorists, weapons, fleet small drones, customers, infidels, design guy, mullah john smith
Transcript
Boss: We won the bid to build a fleet of small drones for retail package delivery. I'm not sure why they call their customers infidels, but I doubt that's important. You'll be working with their design guy, who's name is Mullah John Smith.
Sunday November 17,
2013
Tags illness, laziness, sitting disease, sit all day, bad health, safety more eimportant, drink coffee instead
Transcript
Wally: I've got a bad case of something the experts call "sitting disease." Studies show that people who sit all day for their jobs have 40% greater chance of dying in the next three years. Company policy says safety is more important than productivity, right? Boss: Um... sort of. Wally: So instead of sitting at my desk working, I plan to walk around and drink coffee. For safety reasons. Boss: GO sit at your desk or you're fired. There's a good chance this problem will resolve itself within three years.
Wednesday August 21,
2013
Tags deception, walking races, urgent looking walk, wasting time, magnificent creature
Transcript
Wally: I'm practicing my urgent-looking walk. This walk says I'm working on stuff that is so important I can't risk wasting five seconds. Coworker 1: Who is that magnificent creature? Coworker 2: That man has someplace to be!
Tuesday July 16,
2013
Tags work ethic, work best, under pressure, deadline, corner stone
Transcript
Coworker: Wally, are you almost done with your part of the project? Wally: I work best under pressure, so I wait until the deadline is almost here. Coworker: What if something more important comes up and you don't have time? Wally: That's the cornerstone of my system.
Sunday June 09,
2013
Tags frustration, bias for action, enemy of good, folksy, spray defective stuff
Transcript
CEO: We need to have a bias for action. Don't let perfect be the enemy of good. Dilbert: So... a carpenter should saw the board first and measure it later? CEO: Your use of that folksy saying makes my strategy sound dumb. Alice: Why do you care if your strategy is perfect or not? Dilbert: You just said it's more important to spray your defective stuff on the universe than it is to get things right. CEO: "Spray my defective stuff?" Dilbert: Should I have waited for a perfect way to say that?
Friday April 05,
2013
Tags designers, ignorance (knowledge), black buttons, black case, hardware, user interface, normal light, nerdy, art, package design
Transcript
Dilbert: You designed our hardware with black buttons on a black case. The user interface will be invisible in normal light. Designer: But more important, it looks great! Dilbert: You don't know what "important" means, do you? Designer: It sounds nerdy. I majored in art.


